At least, that’s what Prince Harry was thinking, I’m sure, when he heard that his dad had invited Dita Von Teese to perform at his 24th birthday party. Apparently Prince Charles met Dita at the Cartier International Polo Tournament last weekend. Then, according to the UK’s Daily Star:
Charmed by her alabaster assets, he asked what she did for a living and Dita, 35, replied: “I’m a dancer.”
This vague job description failed to convey that her act involves giving a rhythmic biology lesson in a giant martini glass and doing the sort of things to a massive olive which are illegal in most countries.
However, it was enough of a resume for Charles to extend an invitation, “explaining that his son loved a good dance.” Which Harry probably does! Dita was reportedly “stunned when he suggested the idea,” and Charles was more than stunned when he realized what he’d done.
“…he gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living.”
Too bad his staff told! That would have been hilarious, and nearly as good as Stephen Colbert roasting President Bush at the Washington Press Corps dinner in 2006.
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