Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have been married for all of a month and a half, but it’s never too late to ensure that a totally staged for the media wedding is going to stick.  The reality-show couple made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Friday, where Ellen herself officiated as they renewed their vows.  Ellen opened the ceremony with these words:

“We are gathered here today because we are the only 300 people who weren’t invited to Kim and Kris’ wedding.  And now, in this mecca of daytime television, we reaffirm the bond of marriage between Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian — all rights reserved, E! Television Productions.”

She instructed Kris to buy Kim a copy of her new book, Seriously, I’m Kidding – he said he’d buy 500 copies – whereas Kim promised to “always put [Kris] first, or at least above Kourtney but below Khloe.”

Ellen joked that the newlyweds, who were wed on August 20, have already been married for “a long time for reality TV stars.”

The video is quite cute and Ellen makes a great officiant.  A second career should she ever give up the entertainment biz?!

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi give readers a glimpse of their super gorgeous home in the November issue of Architectural Digest.

The Beverly Hills home was recently put on the market for $49 million but DeGeneres and de Rossi opened the doors of the 9 bedroom mansion on 2.78 acres for AD before listing the property.

DeGeneres tells AD she has a hard time keeping track of the homes she’s owned – 7 in the last 7 years, one for each year of her relationship with de Rossi – but she mentions how her father dreamed of owning and not renting.

“We never had a house when I was growing up,” DeGeneres explains, settling into an armchair on one of several terraces with panoramic views of L.A. “We always rented. But my father would dream, and we used to look at houses all the time. I’d pick out which bedroom would be mine and get all excited.”

DeGeneres & de Rossi purchased the home in 2007 from Will & Grace creator Max Mutchnick after he invited the couple over to watch American Idol. Previous owners of the 9,200 square foot home include Oscar nominated actor Laurence Harvey and Joan Collins.

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Katie Holmes will appear on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Friday, April 1st and one of the topics she gets to is those penis gummies her daughter Suri Cruise was photographed with.

Ellen: It seems like…your whole life is documented. Like literally you could do a flip thing and we could watch you walk.  How is that?
Katie: It can be intense sometimes because there are moments in motherhood where she will have trouble putting on the coat or whatever. Then it’s a story about how she won’t wear a coat. Recently, I took her to get ice cream in New York at this place called Serendipity that we go to all the time. It’s for kids. The clientele is children. We go in and we are waiting for a table and she grabs some gummies that are boy part gummies. I was horrified.
Ellen: Boy part?
Katie: P-e-n-i-s (Katie spells it out) gummies.   I said, oh wow those aren’t Swedish fish.
Ellen: Even I know that. I know the difference there. …So someone made those on purpose.  They look like that?  It is made to look like a p-e-n-i-s (Ellen spells is out.)
Katie: They are called p-e-n-i-s gummies and they look like it. She was holding the box and I was like ok, wow we don’t need that right now. Because I thought if I said put that back and then she’s going to say, what is this? And I really didn’t want to have that conversation.  I was like, why are selling these here? This is for kids. And then it was on the cover of a magazine that I’m giving her those gummies.
Ellen: They saw them in her hand?
Katie: Yes, they were taking photos of it. I was like, oh my god, no. We put them back.  You know so sometimes it’s like no, wait, hold on.
Ellen: So now people think you’re feeding your child p-e-n-i-s gummy bears…

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Shania Twain stops by The Ellen DeGeneres Show today to talk about her book, From This Moment On, which chronicles her painful discovery of her husband and best friends affair, the break-up of both their marriages and how she lost her confidence and her vocal abilities.

The singer shares her thoughts with DeGeneres about her book helping others.

Shania: I hope that other people relate to this.  Even in finding my own voice because it’s blocked my voice. This lack of self-expression.  I hope that through finding my own voice that it speaks for others as well.
Ellen: You are helping others ..I know how hard this is.  I personally feel an obligation.  This fame we have a platform if we can help other people…
Shania: Exactly
Ellen: We can be an example and be a story for somebody out there to have the strength and say they did it. I can do it. So you are doing that.
Shania:  This platform is great.  It’s fantastic but it’s so much more meaningful to use it for a deeper meaning, a deeper personal meaning.

Shania on if she will sing again
Ellen: I know you said, it’s affected your voice and you haven’t been able to sing since all this happened. So, it’s taking a physical as well as an emotional toll on you. Do you think you will sing again?
Shania: Yes, I will sing again.  Absolutely.
Ellen: We want see you sing again.  We want to hear that. You have such a beautiful voice.   The more you keep talking about it the more your voice is going to open up and I can’t wait to hear you sing again.  I can’t wait.

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Lady Gaga is heading to The Ellen DeGeneres Show tomorrow (Thursday, April 28th) and will perform “Judas” for it’s World TV premiere.

Gaga and Ellen sit down to talk about the HBO special coming up and the truth about her being godmother to Elton John and David Furnish’s son:

Ellen: I know it’s a struggle for all of us. Especially if there’s stuff that happens when you’re younger. You’re constantly dealing with insecurities or feeling you’re worthy of all of this adoration that you get. But I heard that you, in the new HBO special that you were calling your self a loser. Is that right?
Lady Gaga: Well, in that moment I was very excited and nervous. That is a huge benchmark moment in my life.  I’m 25 years old. I was asked to play Madison Square Garden.  Sold out 5 nights and quite frankly it’s very overwhelming.  Do I feel like a loser sometimes?   Yes, of course I do.  We all feel like losers sometimes.

The “Born This Way” singer also tells Ellen it’s true – she is a godmother.

Ellen: Now, congratulations if this is true indeed, that you are the godmother to David and Elton’s new little boy
Lady Gaga: Yes that it true.
Ellen: Congratulations.
Lady Gaga: Thank you.

Tune in today to watch how Ellen arrives to the show! (Hint – it’s not a vessel or an egg)

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Robert Pattinson is appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and the two will have a discussion about his underwear!

It seems Pattinson is laundry deficient and had to dip into the gift of briefs DeGeneres gave him the last time he was on her show.

Ellen: I want to hear about the incident. You were on set and there was something involving me. It was actually not me. It was a piece of clothing.
Robert: Similar to another story I told you about windscreen wipers on my car not working. I don’t know how to use a washing machine either. I save your ones (“Ellen” underwear) for special occasions.
Ellen: My underwear?
Robert: Yeah.
Ellen: Thank you.
Robert: So they very rarely get brought out. I was doing the last “Twilight” movie and I only had one pair left and they were those ones (“Ellen” underwear.) We were doing this big fight screen and for some reason I think the shape of my body, my back is too long or something. So my @ss is constantly hanging out (laughing.)
Ellen: Is that why your @ss is hanging out? We were wondering what made that happen all this time.
Robert: I genuinely think I have a few two many extra vertebra or something. Every single shot we were doing this big fight and every shot has these Ellen underpants. It came to a point where producers are calling up my agent going, I don’t know what he is up to but I don’t like it (laughing.)
Ellen: Like there is some conspiracy theory of my underwear being in the movie or something.
Robert: They never questioned “Fruit of the Loom” before….
Ellen gives Robert a basket full of “Ellen” underwear.

Now everyone will be waiting for the behind(pun intended)-the-scenes shots of Pattinson’s tush in Ellen-wear! Love it!

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Ousted American Idol contestant Pia Toscano is sitting down with Ellen DeGeneres today to talk about her budding ‘friendship’ with Dancing with The Stars professional dancer Mark Ballas.

Ellen: You have the most beautiful voice…I hope everybody is looking at this going, we got to vote for people because I think that people thought you had it made…I think a lot of people thought she’s set.  She has a great voice but I think you are going to have a career. You have such a beautiful voice and now you have a very handsome boyfriend, I understand.
Pia: (Laughing)
Ellen: How is that going?
Pia: I’m really just focusing right now on my music.
Ellen: That’s a good answer.
Pia: I just met him.  He’s a very sweet guy.
Ellen: Yeah, sweet guy. It’s that guy from “DWTS” (Ellen shows photo of Mark Ballas) So you all are hanging out.  That’s great.
Pia: We’re just friends.
Ellen: Uh huh, whatever…

Pia also performs “All in Love is Fair” on the afternoon chat show.

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Matthew McConaughey stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show to promote his new film The Lincoln Lawyer and the actor shared with Ellen who he thinks has a shot at winning this year’s Celebrity Apprentice.

Ellen: Do you watch reality TV?
Matthew: I do watch a little bit.
Ellen: What do you watch?
Matthew: “Top Chef” and “Celebrity Apprentice.”
Ellen: Are you watching “Celebrity Apprentice” this year?
Matthew. Yes, TiVo’ing “Celebrity Apprentice.”
Ellen: It’s good, isn’t it?
Matthew: That’s some real good fun.
Ellen: It’s two hours. I think that’s a long time to commit.
Matthew: I don’t mind. I wouldn’t mind if it was three [hours].
Ellen: And who are you liking?
Matthew: I think who looks like they could be good at is it John Rich. He’s going to be good at it. Star Jones is good at it. She’s a diva but she’s good at it. Even when she’s not team leader, she’s taking control back there.
Ellen: Yes, she is. She’s not getting along with everybody. We had Nene on the other day. Nene does not like Star.
Matthew: Wait till Nene is the project manager and has to tell Star what to do. That’s going to be fun. She doesn’t mind speaking her mind.
Ellen: Gary Busey. Are you enjoying that?
Matthew: It was funny the other night when he won. I’m not sure if he knew why he won or how he won but he did win. He’s funny.
Ellen: He’s got all these acronyms. He’s got all these names, these words, and then he has all the things that all the letters stand for.
Matthew: He’s a walking self improvement book.

Catch more from Matthew on Friday’s show.

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Vanessa Hudgens will sit in the chair on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and she gives the talk show host “I’m single” answer about her relationship with her Journey 2 costar, Josh Hutcherson, who she’s been seen around L.A. with a few times recently.

Ellen: I know that you’re out of a relationship now. Are you friendly [with Zac]? That’s hard to be in the business because you’re both successful and bound to run into each other.
Vanessa: No, we’re good. After being in a relationship with someone that long, you stay friends.
Ellen: How long were you together with Zac?
Vanessa: Five years.
Ellen: Five years. Wow, that’s a long time. But you’re friendly?
Vanessa: Yes.
Ellen: Are you single now or you dating?
Vanessa: Yes, I’m single.
Ellen: You’re single? But there’s a guy, I saw a picture of, that is saying you’re dating.
Vanessa: Can’t a girl have friends?
Ellen: Yes, they can. But there’s a guy that looks like he’s more than a friend.
Show photo of Josh Hutcherson
Vanessa: Aww, I love him. We just did a movie together and we had the best time.
Ellen: What movie did you do?
Vanessa: It’s called “Journey To Mysterious Island.” I shot in North Carolina

Watch her appearance on Wednesday’s show to see if she addresses the nude photo scandal and her visit to the FBI to help track the hacker!

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Nene Leakes stops by The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and tells the host that her Celebrity Apprentice cast mate, Star Jones, is “manipulative.”

Ellen: Do you think they’re showing everybody accurately? Are we seeing everyone’s personalities?
Nene: I believe that you are. Big bossy Star. Laid back Nene. You are seeing all of that.
Ellen: Now, when you say, “Big bossy Star,” because you’re not getting along with Star from what I see right now.
Nene: We are okay right now.
Ellen: A few people don’t get along with Star.
Nene: I don’t think anybody is getting along with Star. I don’t think she’s easy to get along with. She’s a tough girl. We’re kind of okay. I’m trying to feel her out right now.
Ellen: What happened to cause the riff?
Nene: Well, I just think Star is manipulative. You don’t want me to really break it down now?
Ellen: No, I do.
Nene: I will tell it like it is. I will try to not tell it like it is is, but I will tell it like it is. She is bossy, she is manipulative, conniving. And I’m not even being funny. I think that is real. I honestly think that is who she is.
Ellen: Now, do you think she thinks she is those things? I think she knows she has a strong personality and she’s controlling.
Nene: She is controlling. I think that she knows. Yeah. She looks in the mirror, she better know.
Ellen: You started as friends though.
Nene: No. We weren’t friends. I will say this, when I walked into the situation, I tried to walk in with no preconceived notions. I was just thinking, “Okay, I’m going to do the show. I’m going to get to know who Star is.” I think she had preconceived notions of who she thought I was just from watching me on the “Housewives.” I think she thought I was going to come in and take over. I tried to get to know her. Some people are difficult to get to know. She’s not easiest person to get to know. She is a disaster.

Watch Ellen on Wednesday to see the rest of her interview.

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