November 04th 2007
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Ben Stiller,
Carmen Electra,
Celebrities,
Chris Crocker,
Clay Aiken,
Conan O'Brien,
Demi Moore,
Eric Dane,
Jared Leto,
Michael Jackson,
Rumer Willis
The Cooler: (Nov. 1) - Every year PEOPLE magazine names a sexiest man alive and Esquire names the sexiest woman in the world.This year, in response to Charlize Theron ’s Esquire title, Maxim made their own list — the Five Unsexiest Women Alive – with Sarah Jessica Parker , Amy Winehouse, Sandra Oh , Madonna and Britney Spears as their targets.
So where’s the ridiculous lineup of the unsexiest men that many would argue are super sexy?
In honor of gender equality, The Cooler decided to compile a list the most unattractive males.
They list a gaggle of good-looking guys, including Ben Stiller, Eric Dane, and Ryan Phillippe, leaving many girls’ and queens’ panties in a wad. I know it’s all silliness, but come on! Ben Stiller’s as adorable as they come! Why didn’t they include Akon? I could think of a few more, but I won’t. Instead, why not keep the ball rolling? In response to something that was in response to something that was in…well, you get the idea, here’s another list for you:
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10. Brigitte Nielson: She may be six feet of woman, but she will kick your ass.
9. Dennis Rodman: In an attempt to give RuPaul a run for her money, he just doesn’t quite pull it off as a good looking man or woman! Carmen, what did you see in this, um…dude?!
8. Clay Aiken: If he were invisible, we’d never know whether or not this not-so pretty boy were indeed, a boy.
7. Rumer Willis: She’s got Demi’s eyes and Bruce’s chin, making her look like one of Conan O’Brian’s bits on “If They Mated” instead of an actual person. It doesn’t make for a very good mashup.
6. Jared Leto: The once cute actor has now turned many women off with his poseur du jour guy-liner.
5. Chris Crocker: Aww, he’s kind-of a pretty girl when he’s not exposing his crotch; it just didn’t feel right not to include him.
4. Perez Hilton: It’s a man! It’s a woman! It’s queenie Perez!
3. Ann Coulter: She says she’s a woman, but she has an Adam’s apple.
2. Carrot Top: The beefy muscles may be manly, but that hair! Those eyebrows! There’s just something creepy about his androgynous persona.
1. Michael Jackson: We’ve all heard the joke: Only in America, can a poor black man grow up to be a rich, noseless white woman. ::Shudder::
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