John Mayer is famous for Googling himself and learning about what a douchebag he is (at least you’re a funny douche, John!).  George Clooney, however, does not share the same obsession, according to Entertainment Wise.  Reportedly he is afraid of what people are saying about him!

Clooney said, “A few years ago, I went to check out this website that someone had talked about. There’s like, a thousand people sitting in dark rooms trashing you. Brutal! You’re like, ‘Wow, dude’. You see way too many angry people on the internet. I remember getting off the machine and thinking, ‘Never, ever again’. I’d rather live in my own happy, quiet world where I think that everyone is nice.“

“The machine”?  What is he, 80?  George just can’t be bothered with those confounded contraptions, sonny!

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George Clooney has a new interview in Esquire Magazine.   I love that George has such a great sense of humor about himself!

On Fabio beating him up:

“Yeah, that’s probably true. He’s a big guy. There is a moment when you are actually in the argument and you’re thinking, ‘If I do get beaten down by Fabio, that will be far worse than the pain. I wouldn’t shake that.”

On a website calling George gay, gay, gay:

“No, I’m gay, gay. The third gay – that was pushing it.”

On Rupert Everett saying the Ocean’s movies were cancer:

“Where did that come from? You kind of go, Dude, weren’t you in Dunston Checks in?“

On 2 Girls, 1 Cup:

“It’s not that bad.” A few seconds later he shouts, “Oh, my GOD! Oh, my God!! Oh, my God!” and runs from the room. George’s PR guy then wants to get in on the action and says he can last longer than George did. He lasts 3 seconds.

Source: Dlisted; Photos: Celebitchy 

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