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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s ‘Fake’ Mother’s Day Shoot

I had to include these really cheesy pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt greeting Heidi’s mom, Darlene. She was up from Colorado visiting Heidi.

I can’t believe that she would join in on the silliness that is Heidi and Spencer. Check out Spencer’s shoes…where did he get a hold of them? I just don’t understand the two of them. We all know they are fake.

Photo Source: Just Jared

POSTED BY: Taylor Blue
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Spencer Pratt Thinks He’s More Talented Than Celebrities…WTF?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag

Is Spencer Pratt even on the same planet as us? Sometimes I really wonder…now he is saying this:

“No celebrity does anything, really. Unless you’re a famous athlete who actually physically does something, like, how much work is reading lines from a script? [Heidi Montag and I are] improv TV personalities. That’s way harder.”

Improv TV personalities? WTF? Isn’t it called reality TV and not improv TV? Spencer needs to get his head out of the clouds or something.

Photo Source: Dotspotter

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An Open Letter To The Hills

Heidi Montag Plays Victim on Ellen DeGeneres Show

Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad will never be friends ever again and that is something we will have to accept someday. Just like Spencer Pratt will never have anything but air between his ears… it is fate!!

So Heidi had to confess everything we already know to Ellen because she has nothing else to talk about and not even her trashy Heidiwood collection can keep her busy.

“It’s kind of like a weight off my shoulders. Towards the end of our relationship she was just always yelling at me and nagging at me because she didn’t like my boyfriend [Spencer Pratt],” Montag said.

“She had a boyfriend I didn’t like for several years but I didn’t really think that was my job [to say anything],” she added. “I was kind of like let’s just go our own ways.”

The Hills girls reunited for a special Rolling Stone photo shoot, in which Heidi juts felt unwanted and uncomfortable:

“They’re all having fun and I’m like let’s just get it done,” Montag said of the shoot, which also included Hills co-stars Whitney Port and Audrina Patridge. “I mean… awkward!”

Oooh poor Heidi! She was so alone… ;(

Photo Source: US Magazine

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Heidi Montag Makes An Appearance On Letterman? Why?

Heidi Montag was on David Letterman on Thursday…WTF? Why? What does she have to talk about other than that damn Lauren Conrad sex tape. And did you hear it? She even said there was one! She just won’t let it die!

And that outfit she’s wearing…is that part of Heidiwood? It looks like something I would wear to bed! Her hair and shoes…I don’t even know where to start!

I just think she has a compulsion for the media. She is like OCD about it. And we all know what happened to another person who was like that….

Photo Source: Dlisted

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Celeb Quote Of The Day: Speidi

Two for one celebrity quote today:

“I think she’s a young girl in Hollywood, and she’s just having fun.  [She]’s exploring herself.”

“I didn’t think it was that bad. Supposedly, she’s wearing a top underneath. It’s artistic.”

The former, Heidi Montag; the latter, Spencer Pratt, on Miley Cyrus‘ now-infamous Vanity Fair photos.  I swear, these two are getting stupider with every passing day.

Photo Source: Dotspotter

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The Outtakes From The Hills Rolling Stone Cover Shoot

Rolling Stone posted the outtakes from The Hills photo shoot and some of the interview they did with them. It was funny that they only included Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s part! The funniest part was this! They were talking about how people thrive on the feud between Heidi and Lauren Conrad, and Spencer said this:

“It’s jealousy, man,” Spencer says. “It’s human. I’m jealous of Jay-Z, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch. I feel for these people who wish they could be on reality television and not in their cubicles. You got to thank your haters.”

“You have to understand, we have so many fans,” Heidi says. “The haters are the ones who ask us for photos. The haters are the ones who are downloading songs.” She looks out at the restaurant, which is packed. Don Antonio’s has always been a popular joint, but since she and Spencer started eating here on The Hills, it’s getting crazy, she says. “The world works on haters now.”

Catch the rest of the interview in Rolling Stone.

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The Hills Girls On The Cover Of Rolling Stone…WTF??

The Hills Girls are on the new cover of Rolling Stone. WTF? Why are they on the cover and what have they really contributed to make it there? I think it’s just a way for MTV to remind people that Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag don’t like each other. They aren’t even standing next to each other!

I’m sure the photo shoot went with hitches…but no one has shared them yet!!

Photo Source: Us Magazine

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Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Show They Are American

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Dumb and Dumber Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt showed that they were proud to be American Sunday.

Okay, this makes me want to puke. They should be charged for kissing in public period! And that outfit on Heidi, makes her look pregnant. Just sayin….

Photo Source: People

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Heidi Montag: WTF are you Wearing…AGAIN?!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt decided that the White House dinner was “A-list enough” for them after all! But, the event obviously wasn’t important enough to buy a new outfit, because she was seen wearing the exact same outfit seven days prior, down to the shoes and white watch?

Heidi…WTF were you thinking?!

To be fair, the first time she wore the outfit, she curled her hair.  The second time, she straightened it.  That like, totally makes it different, right? What-ever!

IMHO, it was ugly the first time and it was ugly the second time!

Photo: Just Jared

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Spencer Pratt Says There Is A Lauren Conrad Sex Tape!

Lauren Conrad and Spencer Pratt

Yes, you heard me. Spencer Pratt won’t leave it alone. But he says there is for sure a Lauren Conrad sex tape! (I swear he is just doing it for the attention because Spencer is the queen of attention whoring!)

Spencer says to Tyra Banks on her show that airs Tuesday…wtf is he doing on that show anyways?

“I know for 100% fact it did exist – 1000%!” he declares.

Banks asks if Pratt had actually seen it.

“I would never watch that!” Pratt says. “I would rather throw up… but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.”

But the best story comes from Heidi Montag who is on the show with Spencer:

Heidi also claims the tape was “not a rumor. From what I have heard from confirmed sources… her ex-boyfriend was going around trying to sell it.”

Banks then asks Montag, if she hadn’t seen the tape, how could she be so sure it existed.

“Well, I mean, I am not sure she has it anymore… but from what I’ve heard…”

Montag adds, “I am not really allowed to elaborate.”

Now does that sound like a sure thing? I’m not ALLOWED to elaborate? There is something fishy going on with the two of them!

Photo Source: Us Magazine

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Spencer Pratt Thinks the President Isn’t ‘A-List’ Enough For Him

Spencer Pratt keeps proving himself to be the biggest douchebag in the world over and over again!

Heidi Montag, for some reason or another was invited by MSNBC to be a guest at the White House Correspondents Dinner.  However, they wouldn’t pay for Spencer’s ticket, so instead of forking over some of his own money to go and being gracious, he’s allegedly spoken out and said that they wouldn’t attend because it was “beneath them.”  I guess running the country doesn’t make you “A-List”, but playing yourself on a fake reality show does?  Douchebag.

Pamela Anderson, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Kerry Washington, John Cusack, and Rob Lowe are all attending, regardless of whatever status they are.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Want Their Own Show…WHAT??

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want their own show. They have proposed a show to MTV that would include the couple as they hunt for the perfect dress, put together a guest list, and make other plans related to their upcoming wedding.

Pratt, Montag’s “manager” and fiancé, was overheard at the Kobe Club on Tuesday night pitching the show to MTV programming honcho Tony DiSanto. “Spencer was saying, ‘I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer,’ and was emphasizing that the show would be just about them. No Lauren Conrad.”

Let’s see how well that will go over…Heidi changes her mind…oh every second. Would you watch them on their own show?

Photo Source: US Magazine

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Heidi Montag Has Lost Her Mind

 

Heidi Montag doesn’t want to be in a movie of The Hills if it was, as Lauren Conrad recently offered, “like a really long episode” of the show. 

Why?  Because evidently she’s above that.  She told Hollyscoop:

“I’m not sure if for my first movie I’d let Lauren Conrad narrate me, so I don’t think that would be something I would do…. If I was doing movies, I’d want it to be with Denzel Washington or something like that.”

Oh, well excuuuuuse me!  Just when did the bigger-boobed half of Speidi become an aaahhhctor?   She needs to up her meds if she thinks that Denzel would actually work with her!  

Next thing you know she’ll be demanding roles in Shakespeare productions.  Watch out, Helen Mirrin!   Step aside, Kenneth Branagh!  Heidi’s in the house now! 

Photo Source:  The Hollywood Gossip 

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Does Heidi Montag Have Butt Implants?

Heidi Montag seems to be addicted to plastic surgery!! She said this:

“I work on my booty so hard, so that’s the one asset, literally, that I need,” Heidi says.  “Butt implants are the new thing…”

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Heidi Montag Please Try Not To Rap Ever Again!

I would like to shoot the producer that thought that Heidi Montag rapping would be a good thing. Have they heard her sing? I bet Nelly was trying hard not to laugh. I feel sorry for everyone that ever has to hear it.

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An Open Letter To The Hills

To The Hills,

I watched your show last night. Just like I do every Monday! It’s the whole reason I have cable!

I saw that scene with Spencer Pratt in it…one minute he’s talking to his sister with his face clean shaven and then the next minute he’s not. I know…You are going to come up with some big excuse, but will you at least try?

I still love you. It just seems to me that your show is just getting really cheezy this season. Can you at least try to make it look like your show isn’t scripted?

Love Taylor

P.S. While you are at it, just get rid of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt…BUT keep Spencer’s sister!!

Photo Source: Mollygood

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Heidiwood Fails To Impress Anyone Other Than Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag debuted her clothing line “Heidiwood” Friday night at the Hollywood and Highland Shopping Center in Hollywood.

Heidi’s fashion line seemed to impress no one but herself. When searching for pictures of the actual clothes I couldn’t really find any. What do the clothes look like? Boring, drab and really normal. I could have designed them myself…

And what is with what she is wearing? Didn’t the Flintstone fashion go out…say 30 years ago?? Can you hear that Heidi…It’s called crash and burn.

Check out some of the clothes…

More pictures of Heidi and Spencer Pratt after the jump!!

(Read the article)

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Spencer’s Sister: ‘I’d Kill Heidi!’

Stephanie Pratt, Spencer’s sister, had a little talk yesterday with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM.  Wow, Seacrest must really be hard-up for celebrity guests if he’s interviewing a douchebag from a reality show’s sister!

Anyway, Stephanie lamented that if Heidi Montag ever cheats on her brother, “I’d kill her!”  So, obviously you don’t mess with the Spence and get away with it! Sissy’s been to jail before and she will f*** you up!

Photo: E!Online

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Heidi Montag is Voting for John McCain, but not in Real Life

Heidi Montag

You know how The Hills is supposed to be real, but in actuality it’s just wannabe actors and actresses rehearsing boring lines about the dramas of being rich in efforts to mimic life?  Well, this story is kind of like that!

Remember when Heidi Montag said she was going to vote for John McCain for President?  Well, maybe she’s gotten so used to reality not being actuality, because the girl can’t even vote!

According to TMZ:

Republican strategists will be scrambling to cover for a new setback in John McCain’s campaign – turns out that Heidi Montag can’t vote.

No, not because she can’t read the ballot: She’s not registered! Radar checked out the registration records in Colorado and L.A. County, but no one called “Heidi Montag” exists in the voter database. Her rep didn’t know whether H-Mo was registered.

Just because you say you’re going to do something on TV doesn’t make it true!  Just ask Obama Girl!

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“I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of ‘The Hills,’ especially since the new season started.”

John McCain, on Heidi Montag’s