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Today’s Celebrity Birthdays: Tommy Lee Jones, Tom Hardy, Prince Harry & More

Happy Birthday to everyone celebrating today, September 15th, including:

Tommy Lee Jones, 65
Oliver Stone, 65
Dan Marino, 50
Josh Charles, 40
Julie Cox, 38
Sophie Dahl, 34
Tom Hardy, 34
Dave Annable, 32
Amy Davidson, 32
Prince Harry, 27
Heidi Montag, 25
Chelsea Kane, 23

Heidi Montag Is A Hustler Girl

Heidi Montag and her pathetic husband, Spencer Pratt are claiming that they are dead broke and even ready to file for bankruptcy.  And like all normal people that are facing such financial hardships, they are getting ready for a new music video shoot.   (These COST a lot of money when you aren’t signed and suck at singing.)

Heidi Montag ruined the case of “poor us” when she Tweeted,

“Going to Hustler strip club want to pick up some tips for my music video Ill do it that I am shooting next week.”

Give me a break already.  Heidi, let it go.  You can’t win this.  Stop embarrassing yourself.  Save your money and buy your OWN groceries.

[image by WENN.com]

CONFIRMED – Heidi Montag Dismisses Divorce From Spencer Pratt

Surprise, surprise.  Heidi Montag has officially filed a motion for dismissal of her divorce from Spencer Pratt at the Los Angeles County Superior Court.

Heidi and Spencer PDA Session Proves Divorce Is a Publicity Stunt – Photos

As to whether or not Heidi actually intended on divorcing Spencer we will never know.  But, we did always know she wouldn’t go through with it.

Spencer Pratt FINALLY Let’s Go

I guess this is why the court makes you wait that required six months before the divorce becomes legal.  For schmucks like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt who pull these fickle decisions.

Speidi lives on.

[image by WENN.com]

Spencer Pratt FINALLY Let’s Go

Not that any of us really want to be looking at Spencer Pratt anyhow.  But since his ugly mug is always forcing itself into the headlines, it will be nice not to have to look at the fugly forest that has been growing on it weeks.

Heidi and Spencer PDA Session Proves Divorce Is a Publicity Stunt – Photos

Spencer Pratt is finally ready to part ways with his beard.  This is of course in an effort to please his estranged wife, Heidi Montag.  Yes, this is just another moment in the spotlight for Spencer.  He blabbed to TMZ,

“I’m really sorry to see it go. For months it was my only friend, and a perfect place to save leftovers. I’m really hoping I can donate it to a worthy cause, like Donald Trump’s head.”

CONFIRMED – Spencer Pratt Arrested For Felony

If you ever look at Spencer’s Twitter page, you will see that it is filled with a lot of humorous Tweets.  Pratt thinks he’s one funny fella and he actually does have some pretty funny lines.  So the jab at Donald Trump is just another day at the farm for Spencer.

Are you happy Spencer lost the beard?

[image by WENN.com, TMZ]

Heidi and Spencer PDA Session Proves Divorce Is a Publicity Stunt – Photos

As if we didn’t have enough from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt to make us sick on a daily basis.  The whole divorce charade is a complete bust at this point.  After being photographed in Santa Barbara for Heidi’s birthday, kissing in front of the cameras, while Heidi is still wearing her massive wedding ring…. we all know that divorce was never going to happen.

Spencer Pratt Reveals What Is Actually WRONG With Him

Not that I ever thought they looked good when they kissed, but seeing Heidi kissing that nasty, bearded mouth really makes me gag.  Those two came from the same planet and it wasn’t earth.  I do believe that they are aliens.  There is no other logical explanation…. ha!

[images PacificCoastNewsOnline via TMZ]

PR Scam! Heidi and Spencer STILL TOGETHER – Moving To Costa Rica – NO DIVORCE

I highly doubt that anyone will find any of this surprising in the least.  But, this whole drama between Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag has been nothing but lies.  The divorce, the sex tape battles, all of it, BS.

Spencer Pratt Reveals What Is Actually WRONG With Him

Both of these morons have been in Costa Rica supposedly battling out the sex tape issues and trading custody of their dogs.  That was all just a front.  Speidi never quit being Speidi.  These two have been in on all of it together, the entire time.

Sure, I fell for it for a few minutes…I thought that Heidi’s brain had reattached itself.  So I was wrong.

Heidi Montag “I Don’t Want My Face To Fall Off Like Michael Jackson’s”

One source even told Us,

“They are not really breaking up. It’s disgusting and vile, but Spencer will do anything to keep his fame…Whatever they do, though, will be together. He is doing nothing behind her back.”

One word.  Typical.  Both Heidi and Spencer are deranged.  Both of them need mental help, and fast.  Come to think of it, I think that they should both move to Costa Rica!  Get them out of our country and as far from us as possible.  Let them torment someone else for a change.

Buh bye!

[image by WENN.com]

Heidi Montag Pulls Plug On XXX Sex Tapes

Heidi Montag has ended the negotiations that never really began with Vivid Entertainment for her and Spencer Pratt’s home sex videos.  Karissa Shannon confessed to their being at least one sex tape of her and Heidi, but I think that is irrelevant at this point.

Heidi Montag “I Don’t Want My Face To Fall Off Like Michael Jackson’s”

Pretty much everyone is saying that there were never any sex tapes to begin with.  I think there were and somehow Spencer grew a conscience overnight and pulled out.  His rep said,

“Spencer’s not interested in further destroying their relationship by pursuing an avenue she’s so vehemently against.”

That is so not like Spencer.  All I can think is perhaps Heidi has something to hold of Spencer.  What could that be?  Who knows.  But for all of you that were looking forward to the sex tapes, sorry to dash your hopes.

[image by WENN.com]

Sex Tape Status – Vivid Entertainment Leaves The “Ball” In Spencer Pratt’s Court

It’s time for Spencer Pratt to quit flapping his jaw and prove himself.  He’s been claiming to have all these hot sex tapes of Heidi Montag, himself, and Karissa Shannon.  SO where are they?!  Steven Hirsch (Vivid) has called Spencer out, demanding to see at least 30 seconds of of one these tapes and then he will be willing to go down to Costa Rica to discuss terms.

Heidi Montag – “I Feel Trapped In My Own Body” – Getting Breast Implants Removed

So do you think there are actual tapes?  I do.  Why wouldn’t there be?  Look at who we are talking about.  I do believe that the Speidi sex tapes will be on the market very soon.

2010 PRIMETIME Emmy Nominations – FULL List

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Heidi Montag “I Don’t Want My Face To Fall Off Like Michael Jackson’s”

Heidi Montag was spotted wearing surgical tape over her nose, making people think that she had a third nose job.  So naturally she had to defend herself, why would she want people to think she would ever have excessive plastic surgeries?!  Hmmmmm…..

Heidi Montag Jumps On Board For Release of Her Sex Tape

Heidi went to L&S to clear the air on the taped nose,

“Except for filming and a few photo shoots, I’ve had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November.  It takes a year for your nose to heal. This is just the first photo that anyone has seen of it.  The last time I didn’t wear tape after surgery and my nose changed shape.  The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. Dr. Ryan always said I was his best, most cautious patient, and I’m not taking any chances now that he’s gone. I don’t want my face to fall off like Michael Jackson’s.”

Wow.  That was a bit low.  But whatever.  Heidi didn’t have another surgery.  I think she’s holding out for the breast implant removal/downsizing.  I am glad that she’s getting it done, I just wish she’d think before she acts for once.

[image by MTV]

Heidi Montag – “I Feel Trapped In My Own Body” – Getting Breast Implants Removed

Heidi Montag is done with her oversized boobs and is ready to get them removed.  Her biggest issue?  Her plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan just died after crashing his car while texting. Yikes.

Heidi’s G size implants have made life very difficult for her petite frame.  She confided in L&S,

“I’m desperate to go back to normal.  I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D. I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren’t working so I stopped. It hurt either way.  I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs,” she says.  It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”

Heidi Montag Jumps On Board For Release of Her Sex Tape

Montag loves working out and her dogs.  But with those ginormous boobs, she can’t even hug them or get her exercise in.

Since her doctor is dead, Heidi is shopping for a doctor in South America,

“I feel trapped in my own body.  There’s just no fixing it.  Dr. Ryan knows the work he did, he knows everything.”

Yes, he did know the work he did.  And as a medical professional he let her undergo way too much all at once and now her life is essentially ruined.  Even if he were still alive, there is no going back.  If I was Heidi, I wouldn’t be wanting the man who did this to me to ever touch me again.  He had very poor judgement to let her think what she was doing was okay.  It obviously was not.

[images by WENN.com, L&S]

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