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Wah wah wah, poor baby Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild fame is bitching and moaning about life behind bars.

“I fear for my life if I have to go back there [Florida]. These are the same people that killed a 14-year-old boy,” a reference to a February 2006 incident in which a teen died while being restrained by guards.

Why would someone in prison want to kill Francis, for any reason other than he’s a whiny bitch?  I mean, wouldn’t a bunch of hard-up prisoners be groveling at his feet in order to hear some Girls Gone Wild stories?  Don’t hard-up men like GGW?

He later whined:

“They treated me like I was a terrorist.  They’d put my food just out of reach and laugh with each other, ‘Oh, I guess Joe wasn’t hungry today.’ “

Oh, give me a break.  He treats women like crap, films underage girls getting nude, and evades his taxes.  Karma is a bitch, and apparently, so is Joe Francis.

Photo Source:  Indy Media

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TMZ posted an open letter from Tori’s mom Candy to the Girls Gone Wild guru on Saturday, prompting an immediate response from Joe — from his cell in federal lockup. According to our sources, Tori was mortified by her mother’s actions and “called three different people” connected to Joe to apologize for her mother’s actions.

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Joe Francis and Candy Spelling in an Ugly Cat Fight

candy_joe.jpgGirls Gone Wild” founder, Joe Francis, currently incarcerated for tax fraud charges, has responded to an open letter from Candy Spelling, posted this morning on TMZ, with an open letter of his own:

Dear Candy:

I don’t know you, I have never met you and I don’t know anything about you. After reading your letter posted on the internet, my mental picture of you is of a lonely old woman living in a mansion in Holmby Hills with let’s say 300 cats jumping around, some in their own feces.

I have tried to think to myself what would compel a woman such as yourself to write a letter to someone they have never met? Even worse, you are making up your mind based on headlines. I can understand you writing Paris Hilton a letter out of care because as you said in your letter, you have known her most of her life. Then again, it’s sad and pathetic you had the audacity to post that letter on the internet instead of just sending it to Paris personally.

Candy, you don’t know any of the facts concerning my situation. I am a hardworking, compassionate and honest person. I will prevail just as I have in the past because overcoming adversity is not only a part of the entrepreneurial experience but a part of life. You should appreciate this and know this more than anyone and I am ashamed of you for forgetting how hard it is to make it in this world and the people who would love to tear you down because you have. Sadly, it appears you have become one of those people.

Contrary to what you have said in your letter, my world has not changed. My business Girls Gone Wild is thriving and posted record sales last month. Most important, my friends and my family (I love you guys….) have stood by me. This whole situation will be over soon and I will be standing strong.

I have never played a victim but I have always been a fighter. I will ultimately prevail in the matters at hand but I am concerned that you will die a lonely and unfulfilled person playing with those cats and posting open letters to people you have never met on the internet.

Sincerely,

Joe Francis

My first thought was that Candy enjoyed the attention she received from her open letter to Paris Hilton so much, that she has decided to continue to milk this for all it’s worth. Maybe Joe is onto something with this lonely old woman thing.

My second thought was they let you have computers in jail? Maybe we’ll get some good juicy stuff outa Paris while she’s in the slammer.

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