Ha!  These pictures make me laugh.  They remind me of my childhood, pink, Barbie Corvette.  Katie Price aka Jordan was out in Surrey, England today (July 28th) driving her blinged out, pink horse trailer, customized to the ‘T’.  She’s even got the insignia on her hoodie.

I guess this is totally fitting for her.  I’d much rather see her driving her trailer than chasing her cleavage…..

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Katie Price aka Jordan was seen out in London leaving Balans restaurant tonight.  I couldn’t help but notice her ‘wardrobe malfunction.  Yeah, I know that is all you can see.  But geesh!  Those things need to find some cover.  Chack out the guy in the picture, he can’t get his eyes off ‘em!  LOL

Katie, you need some lessons in the ‘how to be a lady’ department….you’re supposed to cross your legs when you wear a dress.  Maybe it’s just the booze controling you….

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Former reality star Katie Price aka Jordan, who has been going through a much talked about divorce from her pop star husband Peter Andre, was seen in a gold skanky one-piece outfit partying hard at Boho nightclub in San Antonio, Ibiza on Saturday (June 20).

Katie seems a bit worse for wear like someone who had one too many. I particularly thing that at this point she should be more worried about the future of her kids than exposing herself in crazy wild parties…

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Katie Price and husband Peter Andre were among many celebrities who ran in today’s London Marathon.

Despite months of training, Katie (aka Jordan) blew out her knee in the middle of the race.  She got bandaged up and managed to finish, with Peter holding her hand all the way to the finish line.

Katie participated in the race to raise money for the charity Vision, which supports the needs of blind, visually impaired and dyslexic children.  Katie’s son Harvey is blind.   With nearly a quarter of a million pounds in donations if she finished, no wonder Katie was committed to completing the race at any cost!

A couple of days ago, the model was quoted as saying that she was unhappy with the effects of her intense training.

“It’s vile. I’m small anyway but I like slender legs. I don’t like real muscle in a girl.  My jeans don’t fit. I feel like the Incredible Hulk.”

Don’t worry, Katie - between a knee injury and swapping training for shopping and lunching in Beverly Hills, you’ll be back in your regular jeans in no time!  Seriously, though - here’s hoping that knee gets better soon!

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Katie Price is either on drugs or needs some to help with her seriously inflated view of herself!

She claims that she was invited to Buckingham Palace to have lunch with Queen Elizabeth.   But she had to turn down the invitation because she was too busy filming her reality show.

OK, so she was also in the U.S. at the time.  But still.  Katie Price seems like the very last person on earth who would be invited to have lunch with the Queen of England.  I could see her being invited to have lunch with a queen, who would probably want to give her a great deal of fashion and style advice, and that would probably be a good thing.

So is this lunch story true?  Well, we only have Katie’s word to go on, because Buckingham Palace said it was “unable to comment on guest lists for official functions.”

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Katie Price is out and about all over Los Angeles these days!  Last week she was caught shopping in Beverly Hills looking a little… unfinished?

I’m all for running errands in sweatpants and Uggs, really, I am.  I do it all the time, and I don’t really give a hoot what people think.  I just don’t think it’s that hard to throw a scarf over your head if you’re going out with ROLLERS in your hair.  Gotta give Katie some credit, though:  the rollers match her clothes.  So perhaps it was all planned after all…. hmmmm….

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With Katie Price moving her family stateside to pursue a modeling career and her hubby, Peter Andre, can try to restart his singing career (who knew he sang?)… the British clan had to find a new school for their visually impaired son, Harvey. Today the beautiful fam visited the Junior Blind of America School in Culver City. According to Peter, it was Katie’s mom who helped find the school.

“With the help of Kate’s mum Amy, we’ve found a great school for Harvey so he can continue with his learning. He’s going to love the fact that he can go swimming so much out there as well.”

Though Harvey’s biological father is Dwight Yorke, Peter has always been treated the child’s dad. I love seeing parents looking out for their kids, and I hope that whatever school they choose for Harvey will be the very best!

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Katie Price launched a new line of hair care products today in one of the most outrageous get-ups I’ve ever seen.  I mean, I am not even sure Bai Ling would try to rock this ensemble.  Ruffles, satin, boots, leggings, stilettos, fingerless gloves, leg warmers… my head, she spins.

Holding a curling iron in one hand and a straightening tool in the other, and sporting an outfit split down the middle, Katie celebrated her new venture at Oxford Street, London’s Superdrug.   What’s up with the dress?  The Sun UK explains:

her wacky dress symbolised her two personalities.  Jordan’s rightsided number signified her partying side, while her left portrayed her playful nature.

Oh.  Cause I would have guessed that she got stuck in a worm hole and somehow phased through Madonna’s old stage wardrobe on the way out.   Silly me!

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OK, so she has on a little makeup, but it’s not enough to convince me at first that this really is Katie Price aka Jordan. She was out yesterday shopping in Manchester, and I agree with the Daily Mail, she looks awful.   Her legs are so skinny!  She’s like skinnier than Victoria Beckham, and you know that’s pretty thin!

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Plastic surgery is nothing to laugh at and Katie Price knows that from personal experience. After the surgery fro her latest breast reduction in Los Angeles she couldn’t talk.

“I was absolutely f****d. I thought I was going to die.”

She was stuck in the hospital for 13 days and suffered from memory loss and constipation. And she wasn’t able to move one of her arms.

“Apparently it had something to do with the amount of anesthetics and painkillers I was given. My belly was getting bigger and bigger. I couldn’t move my arm and I couldn’t go to the toilet.”

She says that all was filmed for her show, Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter, but most of it was too horrible to show. We are glad that she is okay. This should be a lesson to everyone to not get plastic surgery, you never know what can happen.

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Katie Price has just released her latest venture. KP Equestrian, a clothing line for your horse and you. I know that riding in those clothes would be almost impossible but here’s how it could be easy.

Well, you know how it is…you go for a ride in the woods (and you can’t be alone because that’s not safe!) and you get all hot and sweaty. You already have on the skimpy clothes so all you need is a tent. I’m sure Katie has a line of pink tents too. And you could totally pull a Brokeback Mountain with all your girlfriends!

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This is absolutely disgusting and ridiculous!!! Apparently Katie Price, who is just 29 years old, thinks she needs to subject herself to anti wrinkling Botox injections.

Katie has had a raft of cosmetic procedures following the birth of her third child Tiaamii, including a nose job, a breast reduction, and cosmetic veneers for her teeth.

The glamour model turned novelist had her 32FF chest reduced to a less cartoonish size last December.

It brought her chest size down to a 32D, and was a Christmas present from her husband Peter Andre.

Katie suffers to stay young… I just wonder why they even let this go on air!? The images are from the show Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter and I can’t see the point. She can have all the injections she wants but we don’t need to see it!!

That makes me wonder what will she do when she is god forbid 40?? Katie should just cryopreserve herself to the next century so we don’t even have to look at her death face anymore.

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Katie Price was out promoting her new children’s books Mermaids & Pirates, her newest venture in writing.

She is already the author of three best-selling memoirs as well as toddlers’ books and novels for both children and teens - most of which have been ghost written by former journalist Rebecca Farnworth.

But what I want to know, who is she really marketing these books to? Although, all her skin is covered, I would not be impressed to see someone dressed like that to promote a kids book. What do you think?

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Katie Price’s  “Perfect Ponies: My Pony Care Book” has received a nomination for the W.H. Smith Children’s Book of the Year award but people are saying that it isn’t deserved because it was ghost-written.

I bet that it happens a lot more than people realize. If Katie paid the person to write it than it is hers. Would we really want to see a book written by her?

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Katie Price  modeled the latest lingerie line for George in London today. “She thought it’d be a great idea to invite six of her ‘everyday’ fans to help model the undergarments,” reports the Superficial.  Unfortunately, her attempts to surround herself with girls who were less pretty than she is didn’t work–at least not for me, anyway.  Instead of looking like the hottest girl in stripper heels, she just comes off looking like the tannest…and possibly the most trannie!

PS:  Who the heck is Katie Price and why is she famous?!  I’ve Wiki’ed her I don’t know how many times, and I still have no clue.

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