The hot girls at Backseat Cuddler are a snarky bunch…and we love to critique other celebrities! Get ready for a feature that you will absolutely love! Our first installment…celebrities that look pregnant but probably aren’t.

First up, Paris Hilton….
RitaSeven: Probably just faking it for attention!
Tay: She is such a poser with her belly sticking out!
Gossipmonkey: She’s found a way to obtain as many puppies as she wants!
RitaSeven: By giving birth to her puppies?!?!!??
GossipMonkey: Yeah, doesn’t she call her pets her babies??
Tay: Hopefully she won’t leave a baby in the closet to die like her puppies…

Next up, Britney Spears….
Gossipmonkey: Whose bun is Britney cooking in that oven??
Tay: Britney must think we can’t see that bump under her dress…
RitaSeven: Brit must on her 13th month of pregnancy…
Gossipmonkey: She’s just being a nice sister, holding it in so Jamie Lynn could have the spotlight for little while. Awwwww….
Tay: Even elephants aren’t as pregnant as long as her!
RitaSeven: Not even turtles are pregnant that long…
Gossipmonkey: Walruses, maybe?
Tay: Is any kind of animal pregnant that long?
RitaSeven: The mammal with the longest gestation period is the African Elephant (660-760 days)
Tay: Britney is a new kind of mammal….her gestation period? FOREVER!
Gossipmonkey: Pretty soon she’ll have nature photographers following her around instead of paparazzi!
Catch Kim Kardashian and Liv Tyler after the jump!
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