Bristol Palin‘s mad as hell and she’s not gonna take it anymore… or something like that.

Palin has no love for her former flame and father of her child, Levi Johnston and she’s not shy about it in her new memoir Bristol Palin: Not Afraid of Life, My Journey So Far.

The 20 year-old daughter of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin takes sharp aim at Johnston, (whom she met in the seventh grade,) and his cheating ways saying her time with him was full of “deception and disappointment.”

Palin relays losing her virginity to the Playgirl poser after he took her on a camping trip, got her drunk on wine coolers, deflowered her and left her to wake up alone while he chatted “with his friends on the other side of the canvas.”

The Dancing With the Stars vet said “the gnat named Levi Johnston constantly spreading false accusations against our family” and calls him a self-involved slacker “who cheated on me about as frequently as he sharpened his hockey skates.”

Bristol says the two agreed to abstain from sex until after they were married but broke that promise pretty quickly and the result; her pregnancy, was met with disgust by Johnston.

“Better be a (bleeping) boy,” he reportedly said.

Johnston will have an opportunity to avenge himself in the fall when his book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs, comes out.

Bristol’s book is out next week.

Levi takes a beating in her book, do you think he’ll be as rough on her in his?

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Happy Birthday to everyone celebrating today, May 3rd, including:

1919 – Pete Seeger, singer
1934 – Frankie Valli, singer
1946 – Greg Gumble, sportscaster
1951 – Christopher Cross, singer
1965 – Nina Garcia, fashion TV personality
1970 – Jeffrey Sebelia, fashion designer
1975 – Christina Hendricks, actress
1975 – Dule Hill, actor
1980 – Marcel Vigneron, TV chef personality
1984 – Cheryl Burke, dancer
1990 – Levi Johnston, reality TV personality

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Happy Birthday to everyone celebrating today, May 3rd, including:

1919 – Pete Seeger, singer
1946 – Greg Gumble, broadcaster
1951 – Christopher Cross, singer
1965 – Nina Garcia, reality TV fashion judge
1970 – Jeffrey Sebelia, fashion designer
1975 – Dule Hill, actor
1980 – Marcel Vigneron, reality TV chef
1984 – Cheryl Burke, dancer
1990 – Levi Johnston, err… thorn in the Palin’s side?

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Sometimes you should just let a sleeping Mama Grizzly lie.

Levi Johnston is getting ready to stir up a whole hornets nest with his Sarah Palin & Family tell-all called Deer In The Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs and is due out in the fall.

Johnston, the former boyfriend of Bristol Palin, said he’s doing this so people can learn his side.

“I want to tell the truth about my relationship with the Palins . . . my sense of Sarah, and my perplexing fall from grace — how I feel and what I’ve learned.  I’m doing this for me, for my boy Tripp and for the country,” the soon-to-be 21 year-old said in a statement.

The book is being billed as a coming-of-age story.

“This is a sweet and funny book with a touch of irony; a fascinating tale of a misunderstood boy figuring out how to be a man and a father after being thrust into the spotlight and subsequent media circus at a very young and vulnerable age,” Stacy Creamer, Touchstone vice president and publisher, said in a statement. “Levi has seen the Palin family up close and personal and is ready to tell his story.”

This isn’t the only Palin centered tome headed to bookstores and Kindles. Bristol reportedly has one in the works, and Sarah’s former gubernatorial chief-of-staff Frank Bailey has Blind Allegiance to Sarah Palin coming out this fall as well.

Another offering about Sarah is due in autumn from best selling author Joe McGinniss, adding more Palin fuel to the fire.

It’s shaping up to be a Very Palin Season.

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Producers for Levi Johnston’s new, solo reality show convinced the Playgirl poser that he should run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska as part of his reality show, Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office.  Though I highly doubt they had t do much twisting of his arm.  Anything for attention works for Levi.

Levi Johnston Crushes Bristol Palin With New Girlfriend Brittani Senser (Photos, Video)

As if Sarah Palin needed any more reason to despise Levi, she was mayor of Wasilla from 1992-2002.  I am very afraid that Levi Johnston won’t be going away anytime soon.

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Levi Johnston has officially signed a reality tv show deal, TMZ is reporting.  This isn’t the show he was pitching with Bristol Palin for their five minutes of re-engagement either.  This show will start filming him in Los Angeles today and follow him back to his native Alaska.

No network has signed on yet, but there are allegedly several interested in the show.  All I want to know is, WHY?  Between this and Levi’s new girlfriend, Sarah Palin is one pissed off lady…..

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Levi Johnston acts like things are “cool” between he and Bristol Palin. But let’s face it. Bristol couldn’t have felt too good seeing Levi with his hot new girlfriend, Brittani Senser at the 2010 Teen Choice Awards.

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Yeah, this chick is the one who co-starred in that music video that Levi did, mocking the Palins.

Some people have no class.

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Levi Johnston has been a busy boy lately… apparently too busy to deal with small matters like taking responsibility for his son Tripp.   He owes baby mama Bristol Palin close to $18,000 in back child support payments and a court has ordered him to pay up.

Levi’s debt breaks down to about $1,700/month and dates back to December 2008 when Tripp was born.

Looks like Bristol is also trying to get her hands on his future earnings as well:  the court order “also allows Bristol’s lawyer to subpoena Levi’s commercial earnings.”   Because why shouldn’t little Tripp get a cut of whatever money his”f***ing redneck” daddy has earned from posing nude and winning porn awards?

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Oh Nelly!  Here they come boys and girls. More pictures of Levi Johnston teasing the world with his….ew!  Yes, Playgirl is giving us another peek at Levi Johnston’s Playgirl spread.  The first picture of Levi, wet in the shower was decent (see it here), but I am not too sure about these ones.

Take a gander at the latest Playgirl snaps of Levi (after the jump) and then share your thoughts… (Read the article)

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Levi Johnston has been busy working out and posing for Playgirl.  But, it was time to take a break from all that glitz and glam to go home to Alaska.  When he got there, it wasn’t all that glamorous….

SEE LEVI’S PLAYGIRL PHOTOS HERE!

Yesterday, Levi’s mother, Sherry Johnston was sentenced to five years in prison for trying to sell the painkiller Oxycontin.

RadarOnline talked to Levi’s manager, Tank Jones,

“Levi was with his mom in court today, and he’s doing great.  She got sentenced to five years with two suspended, but he’s doing ok.”

Sherry Johnston, 43, was convicted of a Class A felony,  for selling Oxycontin pills  to a police informant in 2008.  I guess it’s easy to say that the Johnston family has some issues to be ‘worked out’, hopefully prison will set Sherry straight…

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