The hot girls at Backseat Cuddler are a snarky bunch…and we love to critique other celebrities! Get ready for a feature that you will absolutely love! Our first installment…celebrities that look pregnant but probably aren’t.

First up, Paris Hilton….

RitaSeven: Probably just faking it for attention!
Tay: She is such a poser with her belly sticking out!
Gossipmonkey:  She’s found a way to obtain as many puppies as she wants!
RitaSeven: By giving birth to her puppies?!?!!??
GossipMonkey:  Yeah, doesn’t she call her pets her babies??
Tay: Hopefully she won’t leave a baby in the closet to die like her puppies…

Next up, Britney Spears….

Gossipmonkey: Whose bun is Britney cooking in that oven??
Tay: Britney must think we can’t see that bump under her dress…
RitaSeven: Brit must on her 13th month of pregnancy…
Gossipmonkey: She’s just being a nice sister, holding it in so Jamie Lynn could have the spotlight for little while. Awwwww….
Tay: Even elephants aren’t as pregnant as long as her!
RitaSeven: Not even turtles are pregnant that long…
Gossipmonkey: Walruses, maybe?
Tay: Is any kind of animal pregnant that long?
RitaSeven: The mammal with the longest gestation period is the African Elephant (660-760 days)
Tay: Britney is a new kind of mammal….her gestation period? FOREVER!
Gossipmonkey: Pretty soon she’ll have nature photographers following her around instead of paparazzi!

Catch Kim Kardashian and Liv Tyler after the jump!

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Liv Tyler premiered her new movie “The Incredible Hulk” in Los Angeles yesterday.  She also premiered a really unfortunate dress.

In a former life, this dress was a boudoir bathroom curtain in the abode of a low-end madam. It had to have been a bathroom curtain because there isn’t enough fabric there for it to have been anything else.   Has divorced life left you so poor, Liv, that you have to go all Scarlett O’Hara on us for a movie premiere?

I don’t even know what to say about the weirdly angular bloat around her middle.  Any guesses?

Photo Source:  TheJJB.com

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