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Michael Lohan Strikes Back - Needs To Shut Up!!

WTF!! Lindsay Lohan’s daddy Michael Lohan just needs to shut the hell up and let his daughter live her own life and stop being a damn fame wh*re who uses his daughter to get some damn attention. I mean clean your dirty laundry at home! Stop using MySpace or blogs to shout at each other!

OK, both Lindsay and Michael need to shut up!! In Lindsay’s holiday MySpace message, she called her dad a cheater and a liar and instead of getting together and talking like adults Michael sent an e-mail to People magazine saying Samantha is ruining his daughter’s life and it was probably her who wrote the message! Yea, because Sam has nothing more interesting to do than to f*ck with Lindsay’s MySpace account!

Michael officially launched an official blog to defend himself against attacks, not to talk about his daughter’s life like he always does but to tell the real story!! What story?? Do we look like we care what the truth is and what is not?? Just leave your daughter alone!! Shame on Michael!!

MikelLohanOnline:

After reviewing some of the comments on this blog and even others, let me say that this website is NOT about Lindsay or Samantha. I have no intention of disclosing any information or feelings I may have about either one of them unless it is in defense of what they or one of their “mouthpieces” might say about me. If in fact, one of their “sources”, so called “friends” or “spokespersons” have something to say about me, then I guess we will just have to open up discussion on them as well.

AGAIN, this website is a forum to shed light on things in a positive and truthful way. It is about bringing the world the truth about any situations or stories reported in the media that are worthy of discussing. It is about righting the wrongs and determining facts from fiction.

Well Michael we happen to love some fiction!! Reality is boring!! Shut up!! Get lost!!

Photo Source: MLO

POSTED BY: RitaSeven

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Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson Together Against The World (Photos)

Lesbian lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson spent Christmas together and Lindsay release an interesting blog entry in her MySpace blog, where she claimed to love all of her family except her father who she called a cheater and a liar (possibly exposing another half sister).

“My father just let my family and [me] know, amongst other [things] that he had another child after my little sister Aliana,” Lohan, 22, writes in a post titled “Random Thoughts.”

She continues: “Or maybe he had it before Aliana?? Either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks.”

As expected Michael Lohan has reacted to these declarations and what did he do?? He blamed it all on Samantha… typical father, don’t you think? Don’t let your kids take responsibilities for their actions, no! Just blame it on their friends or who they are with at the time!!

Not only Michael claims it’s possible Lindsay’s MySpace message was actually written by Sam and he also blames her for Lindsay not having a job. Let’s get this straight : first, Lindsay is actually working as Sam’s sidekick since she is expected to appear every time her girlfriend has a gig and second, Lindsay is not that good of an actress… she might be better than Mischa Barton… but I’m not sure that counts!!

More photos after the jump… (Read the article)

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Lindsay Lohan Scared Of Her Dad, Gets Restraining Order (Photos)

Michael Lohan needs help! He has his own family so scared of what he might do to them that all the Lohan women, Dina, Ali and now Lindsay, have a restraining order against him.

Lindsay, who told us several days ago that her father, Michael, “needs to be on medication,” is so scared of him, sources said, that she’s “taking out an order of protection. He’s behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.” Lindsay’s sister, Ali, “already has an order of protection against him, as does [mom] Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.” Lindsay’s rep declined to comment.

This is getting out of control. Michael is completely addicted to fame and it’s getting to his head, but he is no Hannibal Lecter!! I think what they need is to sit and talk, try to do their dirty laundry out of the public eye.

[Images by WENN]

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Super daddy Michael Lohan doesn’t like Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson and he is not gonna shut up and let his daughter be happy. No, he had to create some drama and put himself in the spotlight by calling Samantha a parasite.

“I’m not happy,” Michael Lohan says. “Ever since [Lindsay] got out of rehab and all these people came back into her life, things haven’t been right.

“People like Samantha Ronson don’t need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn’t be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it’s not right. I’m done with them.”

Of course both Lindsay and Samantha lost no time using their MySpace blogs to respond to the attack. To cut a story short Lindsay goes for the kill and accuses her father of having a serious fame addiction, while Samantha says he uses his own daughter to earn a living.

The battle goes on, Michael strikes back and says Dina Lohan thinks exactly like him but doesn’t want to play the bad guy.

Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins … She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who’s out of control? I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control?”

“I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay … Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life. That’s what Dina told me. I’m reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy.”

“Dina’s a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay’s good side instead of being a good parent. I don’t give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she’s going to turn around to me and tell me, ‘Daddy, you were right.’”

Maybe one day Lindsay will understand but what we will never understand is why this guy, who claims to be like the best father in the world, is making this a media circus. I’m sure we can all agree it isn’t a healthy relationship when you have to use the media to be a dad.

Not even in time of mourning for Lindsay’s grandfather and in wake of her uncle’s arrest for defrauding the government of terrorist relief funds, Michael can keep his mouth shut.

Michael tells OK!, “My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina’s attorney. Let’s see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral.”

He continues, “THIS will show her true colors! Thus, not even a call. But that’s par for the course with Dina! She didn’t even send a card or visit when he was sick.”

Sure Lindsay doesn’t feel like supporting her dad after all he has been doing, she actually left him a message via her MySpace blog.

the boy who cries wolf,
just going to put it out there, i have had no contact with my father.
and i hope he uses this time to keep mourn the loss of his father, rather than taking the time to talk to the media about me or anyone in my life.
better he just keeps his mouth shut.

We have to agree with Lindsay, Michael just need to shut up for good! Family matters should only be discussed in private.

[Images by WENN]

POSTED BY: RitaSeven

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Michael Lohan Wants To Punch K-Fed’s Lights Out… For Charity

Or at least that’s what he says!  Michael Lohan is reportedly planning to challenge Kevin Federline to a boxing match.  He has signed on with Long Island Fight For Charity, an organization that trains local businesspeople and celebrities to punch each others’ lights out, then donates the proceeds to deserving nonprofits.

According to Lohan, although it’s for charity,

this isn’t some touchy-feely event. “It’s serious boxing,” he explains. “You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association.”

So why K-Fed? Does he have a problem with him or something?  Nah.  It’s just that his first choice of sparring partner wasn’t down for a battle.  Says Daddy Lohan:

“I called Richard Johnson [editor of the NY Post's Page 6 gossip column] and challenged him, but he didn’t accept.  [But] I don’t care who it is; it’s for charity. I’ve been beaten up by the press, so I don’t care if I get a few shots by a kid half my age.”

This is awesome.  I would pay good money to see anyone at all beat on Michael Lohan!

[ Images by WENN ]

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Michael Lohan Has A Secret Love Child

Ali Lohan now has competition as Lindsay’s little sister!  Daddy Dearest Michael Lohan has admitted that he fathered a child while separated from (but still married to) now ex wife Dina.

In a statement to OK!, Michael says, “Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.”

Michael’s secret daughter has had many conversations with her dad, the girl’s mother tells OK!. He even called her for her 13th birthday on June 12. But he has never visited her or provided financial support.

“It’s time for Michael to take responsibility,” the girl’s mother tells OK!

Sounds like someone’s going to be served with child support papers soon…..

Photo Source:  BestWeekEver

POSTED BY: gossipmonkey

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