Cuddlers, last week you got a taste of just how snarky us Backseat Girls can be when we went after celebs whose bloated bellies and bad fashion choices made them look just a wee bit knocked up. We promised you more this week and we do not disappoint! Neither do the celebs: it’s swimsuit season, and they’re making it just too, too easy…
Katherine Heigl’s kicking back on vacation in Mexico:

RitaSeven: I’m jealous. I wish i could take sunbaths all day and do nothing else!!
Gossip: She’s testing the strength of her new deodorant!
RitaSeven: She’s trying to get an endorsement since she is going to be unemployed pretty soon.
Tay: No one will hire her after turning down her Emmy, she will need the money.
RitaSeven: She will need to be re-born again. People hate her!!
Gossip: Her husband might have to actually get a job!
Tay: Maybe she should get some implants…of a new brain?
Gossip: They’d have to be some pretty BIG implants to make up for what she doesn’t have!
Catch Jennifer Lopez and Naomi Campbell after the jump!
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