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Paris Hilton…WTF Are You Wearing?

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Hats seem to be all the rage lately in Hollywood. Sarah Jessica Parker started it and now Paris Hilton not wanting to be left out has joined in. She was in London promoting her fragrance, Can Can, on Thursday. But I’m sure it looks like she’s getting married. Wow…Paris…why??

Photo Source: Us Magazine

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Paris Hilton Covers Russian GQ

Paris Hilton sluts it up again for Russian GQ’s May 2008 issue.

It’s a good thing for Paris that they like their cover models extra-trashy in Russia because taking her clothes off is her only marketable skill!  I actually like the blue stockings and pumps - but Paris always manages to give everything her own particularly sleazy touch.

Photo Source: Celebrity Skinned

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Paris Hilton…WTF You Read??

When I first saw this picture I was really excited. I am obsessed a little with Matt from Big Brother 9 and I really wanted to make fun of Paris Hilton with him. BUT, then I saw the title of the book she has. “The Insider’s Guide To Espionage”…WTF is up with that? Does she even know what that word means? And Matt too…why would he be in a book store. That’s some wacky stuff!!

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Paris Hilton vs. Gwen Stefani: Who Wore it Best?

Need I even ask?

Paris Hilton wore this Diane Von Furstenberg dress while hitting up the German talk show circuit, while Gwen Stefani wore this pretty dress to a friend’s L.A. baby shower.

You tell us; who wore it best?

Photo Source: People

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Paris Hilton & Benji Madden Involved In A Hit And Run

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have got in to a pickle! After trying to leave Foxtail last night Benji ran over a paps foot. After checking if he was okay they drove away.

BUT, the Los Angeles pap went to the police station and filed a hit and run report. It’s not known if Paris and Benji know that he did file a report. Wonder what’s next for these two love birds!!

Photo Source: Shakiki

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Paris Hilton’s Latest Bright Idea

Paris Hilton

Everyone’s favorite hocialite Paris Hilton reportedly wants to get married in a double wedding with (ex?)BFF Nicole Richie.  Paris is of course, dating Benji Madden - and Nicole is engaged to (and just had an adorable baby with) his twin brother Joel

How sweet, right?  Twin brothers in a double wedding to two close friends.  Very romantic, very cute… it could be THE Tinsel Town wedding of the year! 

Which is exactly why Paris wants to do it.  A friend tells Page Six that Paris 

“wants to do it in order to sell the pictures from the wedding and thinks she could rake in millions…. She’s doing it all for attention, as usual.”

Her rep denies it, of course, but who are they kidding?  Paris Hilton would sell pictures of herself going to the bathroom if she thought it would make money! 

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Hayden Panettiere Thinks Paris Hilton Is Smart

This needs to be breaking news! Hayden Panettiere thinks Paris Hilton is smart! I like Hayden, even though she’s dating my man, but she seems to have her head on straight…so why does this sound so weird?

Panettiere, 19, who has been a close friend of Hilton’s for several years, says the 27-year-old socialite is actually more level-headed than the dumb “character” she projects to the media.

She explains, “She’s a nice girl and a lot brighter than people give her credit (for) but no one sees her like that because she plays this character all the time. She’s actually a marketing genius.”

I guess we all need to be like Paris then…look dumb…but make a ton a money because of that!

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Rupert Grint thinks Lindsay Lohan ‘Can’t Act’

Harry Potter’s own Ron Weasley, Rupert Grint, isn’t fond on moving to Los Angeles because all of the no-talent vajayjay flashers that are our celebrities here.  Okay, he didn’t say that exactly, but he’s not too keen on bumping into Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. He told The Sun,  “these are the types of girls you need to stay away from.

Even though he has yet to be told he’s “hot” by Paris Hilton, he says he wasn’t too impressed when he met Lindsay Lohan.

I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ‘But you can’t act’.”

Kudos to Rupert for saying what we’re all thinking!

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Paris Hilton Disses Kim Kardashian’s Butt

 

Paris Hilton called into KLUC-Las Vegas’ Chet Buchanan & The Morning Zoo show on Monday and shared her opinion about former BFF Kim Kardashian’s signature asset.  Given the choice between “Jessica Simpson’s rack or Kim Kardashian’s ass” she said:

I would  not want that… it’s disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside of big trash bags.

Damn, girl!  We all know Paris dumped Kim because she was getting more publicity and NO ONE is allowed to have more publicity than Paris Hilton (insert foot stamping)!!!  But I think we could have all done without that particular visual, thanks. 

Video Source:  Brightcove

 

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Paris Hilton Says She Loves Benji Madden Already

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have had a whirl-wind romance. Now, Paris claims that after two months of dating she is in love! In her MYSPACE blog she describes it all:

April 8/08

Hey everyone!
Just wanted to check in and say hi! I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better! :) It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart. I love Good Charlotte, they rock!! All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it’s been such an amazing and memorable experience.

In my free time, Ive been checking out all your casting videos on the casting site for my new MTV show, www.ParisBFF.com, there are A LOT of fabulous and interesting contenders. I cannot wait to start shooting this show!! It’s going to be a blast!! So if you haven’t logged in yet, go to the site and upload a video, I watch every single one.

Also, I was in Montreal a couple days ago for my new shoe line launch, which was a huge success, the shoes are there top seller there. I want to thank you all for coming, it was great meeting you all. I love Canada!! Canadians are awesome, so genuine and real! Thank you for all your letters and kind words, they mean the world to me.

Also I met the host of one of my fan sites www.ParisHiltonSite.net, he was so nice and sweet and has a really cool site, go check it out. Well, I gotta go, cause my boy is about to go on stage and I want to go out there and watch him. Also, later I will post some pictures I’ve taken throughout my travels this month, and I’ll be blogging more often to keep you guys posted on what I’m up to.

Love you all and thank you for all your love and support!
Love always, Paris :) xoxo

And Paris of course Canadians are awesome, finally you got something right!!! Do you think she really loves Benji or is this just some phase she’s going through??

Photo Source: Daily Blabber

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Paris Hilton

While Paris Hilton was away…literally…in South Africa with her boyfriend, Benji Madden, sources say they were amused with Paris and things she had to say.

A hotel spy said: “Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?’”

And that’s exactly what she needs at home with all those little tiny dogs…a cheetah!!

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Paris Hilton and Squidward: Separated At Birth?

I saw this picture over at CityRag and it got me thinking…Paris Hilton and Squidward not only look alike but…they have the same personalities.

Squidward loves to make music and be the center of attention…Paris Hilton just loves to be the center of attention.

Squidward hates to work…Paris Hilton hates to work too!

Squidward lives in a fantasy world…Paris Hilton is in her own fantasy world.

Squidward likes to paint pictures of himself…Paris Hilton loves to look at pictures of herself.

Squidward is always looking for a break out of Bikini Bottom and to make it big…Paris Hilton is always showing her bikini bottoms to make it big!!

So now we know…even cartoon characters can be like people!!!

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Paris Hilton Feels Like She’s An Inspiration

Paris Hilton

“I don’t pay attention to lies because I am a good person,” says Paris Hilton. “I work very hard and I’ve built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there.”

Need I say more???

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Paris Hilton

“I love Africa in general - South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.” -Paris Hilton proving she never has looked in an Atlas.  

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Like, Totally Breaking News!!!

As many of you know, I, Antonio Santiago JR., self-appointed pseudo-celebrity at backseatcuddler.com, am also a boxing writer at ringsidereport.com. My favorite ringsidereport.com and backseatcuddler.com reader, Jay, actually sent me an email about this recently calling me gay, which actually made me very proud becuase Jay made me one of those people, like Lennox Lewis, David Bowie, Annie Lennox, Truman Capote, Madonna and Pope John Paul II, whose sexualities were at least once questioned by someone. So I feel famous :)

Recently, my editor at ringsidereport.com, Geno McGahee, a great man if there ever was one, sent us boxing writers a team letter recommending we ask for review copies of boxing books which, if you can prove you are a writer online or on a magazine and promise to write a review of the book,  you can get for free. So I started firing away and asking for all kinds of boxing books and have been successful so far. Of course all that means is I will have much more work on my hands.

So a lightbulb went on today inside my brain. My lightbulbs must be broken because that does not happen to me much and when it does, my ideas usually are as brilliant as those of Beavis and Butthead, or worse yet, former O.J. best friend Kato Kaelin or Nicole Ritchie. It ocurred to me that I can also ask for entertainment and fashion related books and review them here for you, my beloved readers that I dedicate my life as a writer to.

I have asked for a couple of books, on Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. I plan to ask for books on Boy George, Lindsay Lohan, Jerry Springer, the aforementioned Madonna, Hanson, Zac Efron, Menudo, Nick Carter, Justin Timberlake, Nicole Ritchie, Jenna Jameson, Howard Stern, Vanessa Hudgens, The Jonas Brothers, Miley Cirus, Avril Lavigne, Carolina Herrera, Yves Saint Laurent, Oscar De La Renta, Hugo Boss, F’Cuck, and just about every famous celebrity entertainer and fashion designers or brands out there.

What you will get is my uncut, unashamed opinion both on the book and the controversies or fashions surrounding the subjects, so far as you can enjoy them, with respect to the subjects shown where respect is merited. For example, I won’t make fun of Brangelina’s international airport type of family. It is cruel and dirty to make jokes of children and I find it rather admirable of the Pitt’s-or is it Jolie’s?-that they are willing to give someone from a third world country an opportunity to have better chances in life.

I don’t want to close my column without giving a shout to the one real celebrity on my family, my father Antonio Sr. He just received his own biographical page at wikipedia.org, the sign that you have actually ARRIVED as a celebrity. Check it out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Santiago     

My must do woman of the week: Have you seen Kola Boof lately? She attends her book readings naked!! Her point is women should not be ashamed of what they have and from my border-feminist mindset, I agree 100 percent and know what she means, it’s not the body she is talking about, it’s the soul. But MY OH MY, those milk-producers she’s got look like Mount Kilimanjaro, and I am a tourist and want to visit those mountains if you get my drift!!

Well amigas, I love you all. Love back to tj69662094@aol.com! Until next week my sisters and some brothers outthere as well, see you later!!  

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Paris Hilton…Whose Name Is On That Bag?

Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton can be cute sometimes. No one other than Paris would carry around one of her bags with her name on it. At least she’ll never forget her name. (And if I’m not mistaken, which if I am I’m sure y’all correct me, that shirt is from her line too.)Photo Source: People

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Paris and Nikki Hilton or Mannequins?

Paris Nikki Wax Statues

Is this really Paris Hilton and sister Nikki, or one of Madame Tussaud’s wax creations?

Apparently, it’s really them!

Seriously, though, when I first saw this photo, I thought it looked really fake.  Like blonde bimbo Barbie mannequins!

Here’s Paris modeling Nikki’s fashion line or something like that last week in L.A.  What’s that thing on her hand?  Something borrowed from 1985?  Is that cat from that Paula Abdul video going to sneak up behind them?  Fingerless gloves as fashion…looks like Ashton Kutcher has Punk’d us again!

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Paris Hilton and Benji Madden
Everyone that actually believes that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are together raise your hands…Of those that did….Are you serious?

Hollyscoop said they saw Paris Hilton and Benji Madden together last night at Fashion Week and it looked bad! Like a train wreck bad! We all know how good of an actress Paris is…so if she is actually trying to punk us for Ashton Kutcher’s show, Pop Fiction, we would never know right??

I’m going to freak if this is all part of that show…how will we ever know what is actually true or not?

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Benji Madden
Paris Hilton was sporting a BM ring…and now Benji Madden is sporting a PH ring on his engagement ring finger! Are we really supposed to take these two serious? I think they are moving a little too fast for me…and maybe even for Paris too!

Photo Source: People

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Celeb Quote of the Day: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton
“Years ago, I asked my dad for a boob job, and he said it would cheapen my image.” -Paris Hilton

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