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Pete Doherty Moves In With Amy Winehouse

What’s better (worse) than one strung out, nasty druggie?  TWO strung out, nasty druggies!   Amy Winehouse has offered her old partying friend Pete Doherty a place to live in London while he’s working on his new album with The Libertines.    A friend says:

“She thinks a lot of him and they’ve been through a lot together so she wants to help him out. But pals are worried because they are bad influences on each other.”

Ya think?  This is the worst idea in the history of ideas.  In 2009, Pete said he was done with drugs but just a few months later he was found on an airplane shooting up!  As for Wino… if she IS clean, she has clearly permanently damaged her brain with all the smack because she is just one big mess.   And you know what happens when people who used to party together start hanging out again.   I say no, no, no….

[ Images by WENN.com ]

Pete Doherty Arrested For Getting High On a Plane!

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British musician Pete Doherty was arrested for suspicion of taking drugs in an airplane toilet at an airport in Switzerland on Friday (June 5), according to WENN. Pete flew from London to Geneva for a concert with his band Babyshambles.

Police was called after cabin crew on the British Airways flight allegedly found the troubled singer slumped in the aircraft’s lavatory and a hypodermic needle. Pete was arrested, questioned and charged with an unspecified offence. He was later released on a bail and performed as scheduled at the Neuchatel Open Air Festival.

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Pete Doherty Is Scared Of His Haunted House

Pete Doherty Leeds Festival

Pete Doherty is so freaked out by the ghosts in his Wiltshire (England) home that he’s moving out.

“My house is definitely haunted. All of a sudden you hear a mad party going on in the west wing.

It used to be the servants quarters, which is creepy. When I hear it I just hide. It’s uncomfortable but I think if I don’t bother them, they won’t bother me. Half the time I’m in my own world anyway.”

One really has to wonder whether he is really hearing ghosts having parties, or the ghosts of his OWN past partying.

Haunted or not, Pete might be kicked out of his house anyway. His landlord, the Earl of Cardigan, is planning to evict him after Pete’s “squalid living conditions were exposed.”

“Squalid” is such the perfect word to describe Petey. He’s so incredibly nasty!

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Pete Doherty Has Given Up Drugs

Pete Doherty is reportedly clean from drugs and “has vowed to stay clean into 2009.”

However, let’s be clear on one thing: he’s only giving up DRUGS, not anything else. He says:

“I’m sick of going around in circles. I’m clean now and I’m going to stay that way this year — apart from the fags [cigarettes] and the booze.”

So he’s free to get drunk, just not HIGH. Nice way to leave yourself a fat loophole, Petey. Good luck with that.

[ Images by WENN ]

Sting To Pete Doherty: ‘Don’t Stand So Close’ To My Daughter!

Pete Doherty has enraged Sting by getting a little too friendly with his 17-year-old daughter Coco Sumner at Glastonbury earlier this month.

Pete and Coco have been hanging out since they first met a few months ago. She is working on her debut album, and Pete’s been helping. But that might not be all he’s been doing. According to the Daily Mail‘s source, they were pretty cozy at the British music festival:

‘I was standing next to Coco’s tent after Pete had played his set, and one of her friends went to check on her.

‘She unzipped the door, and Pete was lying outstretched in her tent.

‘He looked very comfortable and was smoking something - the tent was full of smoke but it was impossible to tell what it was. He seemed pretty out of it, though.’Coco’s father isn’t too happy about her hanging around Pete because of his reputation, and hit the roof when he heard he had stayed in her tent.’

Hit the roof or vomit? I’m not sure which I’d do if I were Sting. However, that’s probably exactly WHY little Coco is hanging out with someone like Pete. That’s what teenagers DO! That said, if I were Pete I’d stay far, far away from this girl. Sting strikes me as the type of person you would not want to have mad at you!

Photo Source: Daily Mail

Amy Winehouse…Lay Off The Drugs

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty have made a new sex tape…I mean video. I mean after watching this I wonder, how much crack can people have until they are totally wacko. This makes me sick really. Poor Amy, where did you go wrong? Those poor mice…

Kiss Of The Undead: Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty

How do cracked-out druggies celebrate getting out of jail for drug related charges? By partying, of course!

And smooching each other, evidently. Amy Winehouse threw a party last night and some brave photographer got these pictures of Pete Doherty planting a juicy one on her! Why did I have to come across these photos while I was eating lunch??!! I swear this is one of the evillest things I have ever seen.

Good think Blakey is still locked up, or there might have been a brawl to add to the general mayhem that I just assume follows Wino around everywhere she goes.

The poor photog probably dropped dead of some freakish zombie curse shortly after filing these photos.

Photo Source: The Superficial

Laura McLaughlin Claims Pete Doherty Knocked Her Up!

Laura Pete

20-year-old Laura McLaughlin is claiming to be three months pregnant with Pete Doherty’s baby. McLaughlin is the god-daughter of Sir Alex Ferguson, who runs the Manchester United football team.

McLaughlin claims that Doherty is the father because she lost her virginity to him. She claims they met a year ago through mutual friends.

Laura is the daughter of a multi-millionaire and plans to attend Harvard Law. She claims her unborn baby was conceived after a sex-fueled weekend with Pete in October. She never told him she was a virgin. She said they used condoms, but on their last night together the condom broke.

She said, “We continued to have sex regardless as it was the last condom we had.

Laura told Pete that she was carrying his baby over Christmas. Of course he tried to deny it was his. She says, “His apathy has been traumatic for me. I wanted the baby to be as big a deal to him as it was to me. But it wasn’t. One minute he is excited and telling me, How good-looking is our baby going to be?’ the next minute he’s saying, You deal with it’.

Laura has yet to tell her parents, and Pete’s rep denies that he’s ever met Laura.

Source and Photo: Dlisted

Pete Doherty Wears Women’s Underwear

Pete Doherty in Panties

Pete Doherty has reportedly gotten off drugs and is training for the London Marathon. However, his T-shirts seem to keep chaffing his nipples during training and making them sore.

The solution? Wearing his girlfriend Portia Freeman‘s bras.

A source said, “He’s doing so well. He’s really serious about kicking drugs and this is really testing his will power and giving him a goal. All that is putting him off are his amazingly sore nipples, but Portia’s underwear is really helping.”

Pete is showing the same devotion to marathon now as he did do to drugs. It’s a much healthier obsession than heroin.”

Ooh lala, Pete! Give me a private showing in your lacy panties!

Source: Dlisted

Portia Freeman: Pete Doherty’s New Love

Pete Doherty Portia Freeman

It’s reported that UK rocker Pete Doherty has a new girlfriend, and she is rumored to be the new Kate Moss! Her name is Portia Freeman, and she is a 19-year-old model. Sources say the couple is very happy and make a great match. Like sugar and meth!

Portia is probably the best thing to happen to Pete. She is a very clean-living girl and not at all into drugs. He really enjoys spending time with Portia. They love walking across the fields of the country estate where Pete rents a house.”

The source went onto say that Portia is very matronly and loves taking care of Pete’s cat when it’s going through withdrawals. I’m kidding! Pete is just so easy to make fun of. And yet, everyone loves him! That boyish charm could help him get away with murder. Hopefully the two will be the ultimate couple; taking long walks on the beach, drawing portraits of each other in blood, things that people in true love do!

Source and Photo: The Daily Mail

Pete and Portia

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