Hey amigas! How are you all? Well, I’ll start by saying that this week, I want to dedicate this column to Joey Bishop, who passed away on October 17th. I know, that was a month ago, but still, those days I was probably too busy preparing my Halloween costume to even think about dedicating something to him. Whether we like it or not, him, Peter Lawford, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis JR. became part of Hollywood history and a piece of Americana as The Rat Pack.
Ok, to the current issues now. Well, maybe not so current. As you all know by now, Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy split. She rode his plane and then took off on another one and headed home to South Africa. Maybe his plane was not working well enough.
But that’s not what I’m here to talk about today. Today, I want to talk about Harry’s grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II. I love the Queen’s dresses, they are elegant, luxurious and….blue!
I love royal blue on any dress, provided, of course, that you have the good sense to wear them only once in a blue moon. The Queen wears royal blue to honor her country and I understand that, but shouldn’t she wear a white hat and red shoes too if she wants to honor Union Jack so badly? Jack, I beg you to please get the…blue out of the way, because your Queen has overworn it! She looks ragged, she looks stale and bored with all that blue on all the time.
Well, perhaps her looks aren’t entirely blue’s fault, since she is ripe old already, and, looking back through photos, she was never quite Richard Simmons, hugging and kissing people and congratulating them for their success either. And she is boring. While we love to talk about the Royal Family, I cannot imagine her sitting with me and laughing about a Desperate Housewifes episode, or her son Prince Charles and I, Antonio Santiago, speaking of the good ol’ days when Frank Bruno challenged Mike Tyson for boxing’s world Heavyweight title. I just don’t see them talking to regular people like you and I, because, heck, they don’t do that.
The Queen has got to wise up. Hasn’t she caught up something on her trips to New York, Rome, Delhi, Paris and around her own backyard in London? She would actually look quite elegant dressed in Black, White or another, sober color. I like royal blue, I love royal blue on any event, it looks classy and elegant. I just hate when people wear the same color over and over again. Maybe The Queen doesn’t have anyone who knows how to wash clothes, so she has been wearing the same dress over and over again, only changing the way in which she puts it on!
I truly believe she needs a few blues clues!
Ok, so it’s that time of the week. The title girl I need to do this week goes out to…ta ta ta tan!! ta ta ta tan! And the winner is: Chelsy Davy!!!!! The newly singled South African is gorgeous, she’s hot, and she just broke off that Prince who should turn into a frog forever, Harry.
Well, my dear amigas, that’s all for now. Until next week, I love you all! Take care and watch your men, I know how we men are, so trust me, you have to!
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Antonio Santiago
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