“I’ll be honest, we have it good… [but] I don’t want the government involved in our love.  When my friends get married I think it’s romantic, I cry, whatever.  But it’s not for me.”

Sarah Silverman, one of People’s 100 Most Beautiful this year, tells the magazine why we shouldn’t expect to see her walking down the aisle with Jimmy Kimmel anytime soon.

And hey, they must have it good if they can poke raunchy fun at each other all over the airwaves and still be fine together!

Photo Source:  People

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“I suspected Jimmy was on the down low for a long time now. I wish I could say I was surprised by this.”

Photo Source: ONTD

Jimmy Kimmel Is F**king Ben Affleck!

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Celeb Quote of the Day: Ben Affleck

Casey Affleck, Ben’s Little Brother Has Arrived.

More Sarah Larson Naughty Photos (NSFW)

Sarah Jessica Parker has a Nasty Fall

Sarah Michelle Gellar…What Are You Wearing?!

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Sarah Silverman revealed to Jimmy Kimmel at the beginning of the month that she was f**king Matt Damon. And now Jimmy has come out with his revenge…he’s f**king Ben Affleck!

There are appearances from: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Dominic Monaghan, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, Rebecca Romijn, Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin), Meatloaf, Dicky Barrett and maybe more.

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They’re Back

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner On Double Date

Matt Damon Lets Loose And Sings With Sarah Silverman

Caption This Picture: Ben Affleck

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I’m not a huge fan of Matt Damon or Sarah Silverman, but this song rocks. Sarah Silverman was on Jimmy Kimmel last night. Matt looks really hot when he lets go and rocks it!!!

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Matt Damon and Wife Luciana Expecting

They’re Back

Matt Damon Impersonates Shirtless McConaughey

Ben, Jen, Matt and Whoever His Wife Is on Surfboards

Matthew McConaughey on Local TV Show

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After two nights in jail, TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton’s jail cell is bright, noisy and freezing, with three tiny blankets and no pillow.

The good news is that despite earlier reports that the other inmates were already pissed off at Paris because she would be getting special treatment, everyone has actually been nice to her.

Inmates actually struck up a chant when Paris went back to her cell earlier today. As she walked by they struck up a chorus, “Paris! Paris! Paris!” We’re told she smiled and waved. Some inmates have been coming up to her cell door, mostly to say hi. One inmate said, “You don’t deserve to be here.” Another made an origami butterfly from a magazine page and slipped it under her door. Another slipped a drawing book under her door. The guards, Paris says, have all been nice.

After watching her squirm during Sarah Silverman’s brutal commentary at the MTV Movie awards, I actually felt sorry for Paris (See the video clip below). No matter who you are, hotel heiress or crack whore, jail has to be a scary prospect. I hope this will be a defining moment in Hilton’s life that leads to positive changes.

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Paris Hilton’s Big Boob Job

Paris Hilton Realizes She Has Boobs

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