Surprise, surprise.  Heidi Montag has officially filed a motion for dismissal of her divorce from Spencer Pratt at the Los Angeles County Superior Court.

Heidi and Spencer PDA Session Proves Divorce Is a Publicity Stunt – Photos

As to whether or not Heidi actually intended on divorcing Spencer we will never know.  But, we did always know she wouldn’t go through with it.

Spencer Pratt FINALLY Let’s Go

I guess this is why the court makes you wait that required six months before the divorce becomes legal.  For schmucks like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt who pull these fickle decisions.

Speidi lives on.

[image by WENN.com]

DONATE YOUR 2 CENTS -->: Comments(0)

The day has finally arrived!!! Spencer Pratt has shaved his beard and in his normal fashion, he’s doing it LOUD. Spencer and his associate made this hilariously insane video on YouTube to document the big shave.

Check out the video after the jump and then let me know what you think: (Read the article)

DONATE YOUR 2 CENTS -->: Comments(1)

Not that any of us really want to be looking at Spencer Pratt anyhow.  But since his ugly mug is always forcing itself into the headlines, it will be nice not to have to look at the fugly forest that has been growing on it weeks.

Heidi and Spencer PDA Session Proves Divorce Is a Publicity Stunt – Photos

Spencer Pratt is finally ready to part ways with his beard.  This is of course in an effort to please his estranged wife, Heidi Montag.  Yes, this is just another moment in the spotlight for Spencer.  He blabbed to TMZ,

“I’m really sorry to see it go. For months it was my only friend, and a perfect place to save leftovers. I’m really hoping I can donate it to a worthy cause, like Donald Trump’s head.”

CONFIRMED – Spencer Pratt Arrested For Felony

If you ever look at Spencer’s Twitter page, you will see that it is filled with a lot of humorous Tweets.  Pratt thinks he’s one funny fella and he actually does have some pretty funny lines.  So the jab at Donald Trump is just another day at the farm for Spencer.

Are you happy Spencer lost the beard?

[image by WENN.com, TMZ]

DONATE YOUR 2 CENTS -->: Comments(0)

As if we didn’t have enough from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt to make us sick on a daily basis.  The whole divorce charade is a complete bust at this point.  After being photographed in Santa Barbara for Heidi’s birthday, kissing in front of the cameras, while Heidi is still wearing her massive wedding ring…. we all know that divorce was never going to happen.

Spencer Pratt Reveals What Is Actually WRONG With Him

Not that I ever thought they looked good when they kissed, but seeing Heidi kissing that nasty, bearded mouth really makes me gag.  Those two came from the same planet and it wasn’t earth.  I do believe that they are aliens.  There is no other logical explanation…. ha!

[images PacificCoastNewsOnline via TMZ]

DONATE YOUR 2 CENTS -->: Comments(0)

This morning I posted about Spencer Pratt story to TMZ that he was arrested in a Costa Rica airport for felony gun possession, but we were all very skeptical about the facts behind this “story.”  Well, believe it or not, Spencer told the truth.

TMZ got the arrested documents and it’s legit.  Spencer is actually dumber than we thought.  Who tries to take a gun from another country in to the USA in an airport?

Spencer Pratt Reveals What Is Actually WRONG With Him

It all makes sense now.  He knew he’d get busted.  He knew it would be more bad publicity.  Spencer wanted the attention.  Wow.  This guy is beyond deranged!

[image by WENN.com]

DONATE YOUR 2 CENTS -->: Comments(1)

At least that’s what The Hills star is claiming. Spencer Pratt told TMZ an elaborate story about his big arrest in Costa Rica.  He says that he was arrested, booked, and later released from jail for felony possession of a firearm.  He supposedly signed a confession for the DA and was free to go.

PR Scam! Heidi and Spencer STILL TOGETHER – Moving To Costa Rica – NO DIVORCE

Yeah, this makes no sense.  But here is Spencer’s bug statement,

“As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way. On an unrelated note, I’m not allowed in the country anymore — but that’s because of the chicken incident.”

Do you believe any of this?!

2010 MTV Video Music Awards Nominations (Full List) VMAs

[image by WENN.com]

DONATE YOUR 2 CENTS -->: Comments(0)

I highly doubt that anyone will find any of this surprising in the least.  But, this whole drama between Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag has been nothing but lies.  The divorce, the sex tape battles, all of it, BS.

Spencer Pratt Reveals What Is Actually WRONG With Him

Both of these morons have been in Costa Rica supposedly battling out the sex tape issues and trading custody of their dogs.  That was all just a front.  Speidi never quit being Speidi.  These two have been in on all of it together, the entire time.

Sure, I fell for it for a few minutes…I thought that Heidi’s brain had reattached itself.  So I was wrong.

Heidi Montag “I Don’t Want My Face To Fall Off Like Michael Jackson’s”

One source even told Us,

“They are not really breaking up. It’s disgusting and vile, but Spencer will do anything to keep his fame…Whatever they do, though, will be together. He is doing nothing behind her back.”

One word.  Typical.  Both Heidi and Spencer are deranged.  Both of them need mental help, and fast.  Come to think of it, I think that they should both move to Costa Rica!  Get them out of our country and as far from us as possible.  Let them torment someone else for a change.

Buh bye!

[image by WENN.com]

DONATE YOUR 2 CENTS -->: Comments(1)

I think the entire universe would love to know what is wrong with Spencer Pratt.  After watching multiple season of him on The Hills, spiraling downward into a complete imbecile… I really have wondered how an actual human being could behave like he does.

Heidi Montag Pulls Plug On XXX Sex Tapes

Crazed lunatic?  Yes.  Yes he is.  But why?  Well someone on Twitter asked him just that, and he answered:

“Early onset dementia. Also, feline diabetes. RT @madeleinedenha: what is wrong with you??”

Sure, Spencer thinks he is funny.  Always coming up with these sometimes quick, hysterical comebacks.  But, the truth is, it’s the truth!  I think that Spencer Pratt does have a mental illness.  I think that dementia could play a big part in his deranged world.  The feline diabetes is a bit much.  But, yeah.  I think that Spencer should be mentally evaluated and given some serious therapy.  I’m not talking marriage counseling either.

[image Twitter]

DONATE YOUR 2 CENTS -->: Comments(0)

I am not the least bit surprised by this news, are you?  Honestly, a sex tape.  Heidi Montag knows what she’s doing.  And the fact that I actually felt sorry for her for a minute or two completely irritates me.

Heidi has allegedly agreed to talk with Vivid Entertainment’s Steve Hirsch who is heading to Costa Rica next week to make an offer on the footage.

Heidi Montag Bails On Jen Bunney Heads To Playboy Full Time?

And it looks like Heidi is ready to sign on the dotted line once she hears the right numbers.  She requested that Hirsch brings the sales numbers on Kim Kardashian’s sex tape so she can compare and she if she’s getting the shaft…. OMG, did I just say that?  Ha! Yes, the shaft.  Anyhow, I am quite certain by the end of the week, we will have a Speidi sex tape on it’s way.

Can I start the boycotting now?

[image by WENN.com]

DONATE YOUR 2 CENTS -->: Comments(0)

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are down in Costa Rica, at a hotel, negotiating this whole sex tape issue.  Well, actually, it’s more like SPencer is coming on like the devil and Heidi is freaking out.

Spencer Pratt Tell All Book Already In Legal Trouble

Spencer is saying,

“Either do another reality show with me or I’m going to release amazing sexual content.”

They met there so that Heidi could get two of their dogs from Spencer, which he did give her, but won’t leave until she agrees to tear up the divorce papers and do a revealing reality show with him.

Porno – Heidi Montag – Spencer Pratt Sex Tape Scandal

He say s that Heidi is “freaking out because she doesn’t want to do reality TV anymore.”

The nut job says,

“You cannot turn off the Speidi machine.  I am a wild sexual freak and I love sex.”

Don’t we all?  But come on?! How can he legally get away with this crap?  Spencer Pratt needs to be locked in a padded room and forced into some serious therapy.

DONATE YOUR 2 CENTS -->: Comments(0)