“I apologise for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff…I’m secretly jealous of her. I want my face on a lunchbox, too.”-Spencer Pratt trying to be the better man.
It is being reported that Spencer Pratt has always been a douche. Fueling more of a feud between Mary-Kate Olsen and Spencer is news that Spencer sold a picture of Mary-Kate in highschool for $50 thousand.
This proves that Spencer is only into things to get money…way to go man…and Heidi is a perfect match for you…
Spencer Pratt is having no part of Mary Kate Olsen ’s insults! Last night she told David Letterman that Spencer was “wormy” and spilled about his younger days:
“He used to play on the soccer team for my high school, and he does not have a good temper,” said the Wackness actress. “He walked out of a few games. He would walk off the field.”
In retaliation, he whined to Us Magazine:
“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see….She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me.”
But wait, there’s more. Spence took it even further:
“I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman…I forgive her, though,” he added. “She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”
Which is actually not true, in my opinion - if she just eats, I think she’s much cuter than her sister. And I’d be plenty irritated if someone who knew me back when went on TV and started talking about what I was like…. but even if Spencer is right about MK’s fashion sense, I’ve got to side with her here. He makes me want to throw up!
Who was the one that allowed Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag to even hold on to a gun! The thought of these two learning to shoot a gun scares the heck out of me. And what Spencer says to the camera guy is so funny! (Click picture to see it!)
“We’re locked and loaded!” declares Spencer, speaking, as usual, for both of them. “Heidi wanted to become an expert marksman, so watch your back there.”
He is talking about Heidi isn’t he? They also said they might be getting married LIVE for MTV? WTF? That is just a disaster waiting to happen.
And then they pose for the camera’s and kiss…how romantic. Sorry, I just puked in my mouth a bit.
We always knew that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were pretty immature, but now we have photo proof. Here they are traumatizing preschool icon Barney the Purple Dinosaur at Disney’s A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival on Sunday.
Normally I’d be sorry for anyone who got that close to Barney. But I feel really bad for him right now. He just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and got sucked into Speidi’s fake-ass publicity juggernaut. They are probably the only people in the world who could wipe that molded smile off Barney’s foam face!
Everyone loves to talk bad about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt…and now the one who has the last laugh is them!
Since coupling up on The Hills two years ago, the pair have raked in about $3 million from their TV salaries, club appearances, photo shoots and business deals. “We are trying to entertain in every aspect of our lives,” Heidi says.
But for Heidi it doesn’t stop there…
That means also pursuing a music and acting career. “I plan to win an Oscar,” she says. “I’m very ambitious.” Although the couple haven’t made any money off her singing yet, Spencer, 24, who is also Heidi’s manager, is very optimistic about their financial future. “My hustle is just too crazy,” he says. “I’m trying to take over the world!”
Seriously, if Heidi wins an Oscar I will die! Someone will have to be shot for that!
So no wonder they are always staging those ‘photo shoots’, I would too if I was raking in a million dollars a year!
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt decided to live it up and take some of Spencer’s nieces out to Disneyland in California yesterday. It seemed to turn into a posing frenzy there!
And look at Heidi’s shirt it says, ‘I want more privacy’…that’s a funny thing coming from her! She always is posing for every picture I see! What about the photo shoot where she’s crying on the chair…oh how ironic is she?
Spencer Pratt is my favorite person to write about lately…and this is no exception. Spencer’s latest round of advice in Radar magazine is out…let me share it with you…
YO SPENCER! I am a military wife with a problem. While my husband has been deployed overseas for 7 months, I have gotten very close to another wife whose husband is also overseas. I have never been interested in women before but we both are getting very comfortable with the idea of being together. Now we are unsure whether to resist the impulse in order to preserve our marriages or continue with our possible relationship and keep it from our husbands. Please help me with this unexpected turn in my life. Do I ignore my feelings or stick to being the faithful housewife waiting for my husband to return?
Never ignore your true feelings. Just because you don’t tell him that you’re really in LOVE with another woman does not then make you a faithful housewife. By not telling him how you feel you are being unfaithful. You should tell him that you want to see him AND the woman. Maybe see if he’s cool with bringing her into the mix occasionally.
Maybe Spencer is right but he is totally wrong about bringing her “into the mix”! I wouldn’t listen to him…he’s the one that went all the way to Las Vegas to make Heidi Montag decide between a job and him. She was so wrong to pick him. I am still upset about that!
Spencer Pratt listened to us all and finally shaved his face. The only problem is it makes him look pretty! He totally looks like a girl now! Before you tell me who you think is prettier Spencer or his woman (they have probably already called of the wedding again!), Heidi Montag, check out their new site, SpeidiWeb! (I know this kind of thing will only egg them on!) I was just over there looking for my favorite Spencer post when I saw some Bible quotes from Heidi there. Seriously, is this for real, or is someone punking me?
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt went to the Dodger’s game on Monday. I have to ask though…Does Heidi think that you can actually hit a baseball with that little bat? And really…does she even know what baseball is?
MSNBC has pointed out that there is something that has to be said about Heidi and Spencer…we hate them…yet all we do is write about them…and it thrives on them being fake.
“Obviously, the phoniness is a major part of the act. They love it when people trash them, call them all sorts of names, make fun of their many talents. They want us to think they’re delusional, but actually they think WE’RE delusional because the more vapid they act the more publicity they get,” said Michael Ventre of MSNBC.
I just write about them Michael because it’s fun to make fun of them. Have you seen these pictures yet?
I had to include these really cheesy pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt greeting Heidi’s mom, Darlene. She was up from Colorado visiting Heidi.
I can’t believe that she would join in on the silliness that is Heidi and Spencer. Check out Spencer’s shoes…where did he get a hold of them? I just don’t understand the two of them. We all know they are fake.
Is Spencer Pratt even on the same planet as us? Sometimes I really wonder…now he is saying this:
“No celebrity does anything, really. Unless you’re a famous athlete who actually physically does something, like, how much work is reading lines from a script? [Heidi Montag and I are] improv TV personalities. That’s way harder.”
Improv TV personalities? WTF? Isn’t it called reality TV and not improv TV? Spencer needs to get his head out of the clouds or something.
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Spencer Pratt got pretty personal recently in this weeks’ advice column for Radar.
Q. YO SPENCER! How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?
A. If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool.”
Oh, for sure, Spencer. Because women who don’t have anal “on their agenda” love it when a guy sticks three fingers up their butt.
I wonder how many fingers it took before Heidi Montag “responded happily”?
“I think she’s a young girl in Hollywood, and she’s just having fun. [She]’s exploring herself.”
“I didn’t think it was that bad. Supposedly, she’s wearing a top underneath. It’s artistic.”
The former, Heidi Montag; the latter, Spencer Pratt, on Miley Cyrus‘ now-infamous Vanity Fair photos. I swear, these two are getting stupider with every passing day.
Rolling Stone posted the outtakes from The Hills photo shoot and some of the interview they did with them. It was funny that they only included Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s part! The funniest part was this! They were talking about how people thrive on the feud between Heidi and Lauren Conrad, and Spencer said this:
“It’s jealousy, man,” Spencer says. “It’s human. I’m jealous of Jay-Z, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch. I feel for these people who wish they could be on reality television and not in their cubicles. You got to thank your haters.”
“You have to understand, we have so many fans,” Heidi says. “The haters are the ones who ask us for photos. The haters are the ones who are downloading songs.” She looks out at the restaurant, which is packed. Don Antonio’s has always been a popular joint, but since she and Spencer started eating here on The Hills, it’s getting crazy, she says. “The world works on haters now.”
Yes, you heard me. Spencer Pratt won’t leave it alone. But he says there is for sure a Lauren Conrad sex tape! (I swear he is just doing it for the attention because Spencer is the queen of attention whoring!)
Spencer says to Tyra Banks on her show that airs Tuesday…wtf is he doing on that show anyways?
“I know for 100% fact it did exist – 1000%!” he declares.
Banks asks if Pratt had actually seen it.
“I would never watch that!” Pratt says. “I would rather throw up… but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.”
But the best story comes from Heidi Montag who is on the show with Spencer:
Heidi also claims the tape was “not a rumor. From what I have heard from confirmed sources… her ex-boyfriend was going around trying to sell it.”
Banks then asks Montag, if she hadn’t seen the tape, how could she be so sure it existed.
“Well, I mean, I am not sure she has it anymore… but from what I’ve heard…”
Montag adds, “I am not really allowed to elaborate.”
Now does that sound like a sure thing? I’m not ALLOWED to elaborate? There is something fishy going on with the two of them!
Spencer Pratt keeps proving himself to be the biggest douchebag in the world over and over again!
Heidi Montag, for some reason or another was invited by MSNBC to be a guest at the White House Correspondents Dinner. However, they wouldn’t pay for Spencer’s ticket, so instead of forking over some of his own money to go and being gracious, he’s allegedly spoken out and said that they wouldn’t attend because it was “beneath them.” I guess running the country doesn’t make you “A-List”, but playing yourself on a fake reality show does? Douchebag.
Pamela Anderson, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Kerry Washington, John Cusack, and Rob Lowe are all attending, regardless of whatever status they are.