Tila Tequila got rejected by the chick she chose on her reality show, so apparently she’s decided to hook up with a snake instead. Here she is in a spread - and yes, I completely understand the irony of using that word here - for CKM Magazine. Just when you think she couldn’t get any sluttier…
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Surprise, surprise! Despite having 32 horny candidates on her show, Tila Tequila was unable to find true love. Which just goes to show that eating bull penises is hardly a romantic gesture.
Tila Tequila announced on her MTV New Year’s Eve special last night that she will star in A Shot At Love 2. The guy she chose the first time around, Bobby, dumped her because he couldn’t handle her schedule and fame.
I would say we KNEW she should have picked Dani, but Dani is way too classy for her! I’m still holding out for a Tila Tequila/Bret Michaels love connection.
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It all started with thirty-two contenders trying to vie for MySpace princess Tila “I End Every Sentence with a Question Mark?” Nguyen, aka Tila Tequila’s heart. The first shock came when Tila announced that she was bisexual, and would pretty much sleep with anything, and what better way to find true love than to have a battle of the sexes on national television?
After many “love-proving” competitions, such as eating bull penises (because Tila’s really a man?), thirty-two became two, and it was down to a guy, Bobby Banhart, and “futch” girl Dani Campbell. Dani became an instant favorite of the MTV show, as she is pretty much adorable in that teenage emo boy kinda way and seems cool as hell. Tila still looks like some kinda of bug to me (Mothra, anyone?), but maybe that’s just me.
The finale kicks off with Tila impressing Dani and Bobby with her “music career,” and she drops it on them that they’re going to have to write their own lyrics to her song. Bobby sucked, and Dani nailed it. Would we have had it any other way?
Tila secretly invites Dani’s and Bobby’s families to eat with them. (”I’m so excited? Now there’s so much more at stake? Because it’s their families too? Let’s eat dessert and get on the stripper poles?”) Tila shows them her vibrator chandelier because she’s classy like that, and then they all get on the stripper pole and are totally unaffected by how tasteless that is. What am I talking about? The girl’s fake last name is a liquor. And since I don’t call myself “Jebbica Jagermeister,” I guess I just can’t relate. But I digress.
Decision time: “This is such a tough decision? I don’t know who I’m gonna choose? I like Bobby? And I like Dani? I like everything that moves?”
She picks Bobby. We all win. We’ll get a Tila Tequila 2, and they’ll give Dani her own show!
I’m still hoping Tila Tequila will hook up with Bret Michaels for a new show: Skank of Love!
Dani forever!
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Will Tila (”I always end every sentence with a question mark?”) Tequila choose Bobby, or Dani? Tune in tomorrow night at 10:00 pm on MTV to find out, and be sure to check back here to catch a full recap of the episode and pics of the winner!
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MTV is genius at creating reality television. Their newest smash hit, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, starring bisexual MySpace star Tila Tequila has finally come down to the final two. Dani Campbell and Bobbi Banhardt. Campbell is becoming a rising star, including coining a phrase that’s catching on with America.
The 29-year-old has even created a new word to describe her style, “futch” (pronounced “footch”).
Neither feminine nor butch, she says she’s somewhere in between, and created the mashed-up word to get her point across.
And it’s caught on with fans. Campbell is even designing a clothing line, called Futch.
My bet is on Campbell, the 29 year old lesbian firefighter from Florida to win. MTV wants to court controversy and there is no way that they’d let this come down to a ‘conventional’ relationship.
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