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Jessica Simpson Desperate To Get Knocked Up & Trap Tony Romo

Brand new self-proclaimed country singer, Jessica Simpson, wants to start a family and now that she is about to become an aunt to her younger sister’s baby to be born next month, her own biological clock is ticking. The need to procreate is natural what isn’t natural or healthy is how desperate Jessica is to trap Tony Romo.

According to a friend, she calls Tony her FBD — future baby’s daddy — whenever she talks to her pals.

“She knows he’s not ready to get that serious, so she’s playing it cool,” says the friend. “Tony doesn’t know, of course.”

FBD!! Who the hell calls a boyfriend FBD?? Cause saying he is possibly gonna be her future baby’s daddy is one thing but having initials for it… that’s entrapment! Wake up, Tony! This girl is obviously as toxic as her dear daddy Joe Simpson. If she continues like this she will end up all alone…

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Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo Announce False Pregnancy

Jessica Simpson’s biological clock is ticking and she and the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo, are desperately trying to get pregnant. So when Jessica made a home pregnancy test and it came back positive, the couple was more than happy to share it with the Tony’s family.

Romo’s family is none too pleased, say sources. “There was a huge fight on July 18 at the Romo home,” a source close to the family told The Enquirer. “Jessica and Tony thought she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family.

“The news resulted in dead silence. Then Tony’s dad Ramiro said, ‘You’re not married. this is crazy!’ Tony’s mom Joan joined in, demanding, ‘How can you do this to us?’”

Jessica, 28, said her home pregnancy test showed a positive result and that she was heading for a doctor to find out for her.

A spokesperson for Jessica says she is not pregnant, but pals say it’s not for lack of trying.

“Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive,” confided an insider.

Jessica can’t even pass a home pregnancy test! She just had to follow the instructions and actually read what exactly corresponds to a positive and a negative. I can’t blame Tony’s family… who would want the Simpson’s genes for their grandkids?!?

It must be really difficult for Jessica to be the older sister, who is still single and unmarried with no real future prospects. I don’t really see any future for Jessica and Tony! They definitely don’t look like they are madly in love.

If they are really trying to get pregnant, why aren’t they thinking about marriage already? Maybe Jessica is trying to follow her sister’s steps: first get knocked up and then make the baby’s daddy marry her in a shotgun wedding. That is the oldest trick in the book…

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Tony Romo’s Top iPod Pick – Guess Who?

Tony Romo recently revealed his top three iPod songs:

1) “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey – excellent, excellent, great pick, Romo…

2) “Sweet Child of Mine” by Guns N’ Roses – sweet!  one of my all-time faves too…

3) “Something by Jessica Simpson.”

Come on!  He can’t possibly be serious.  How much do you think Papa Joe Simpson paid him to say that?

Photo Source: Whosdatedwho.com

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