Video | Backseat Cuddler
Subscribe to RSS Subscribe to Comments

Backseat Cuddler

Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Trailer

A sneak peak look at the trailer for the upcoming Prince Caspian movie from the Chronicles of Narnia book series by Christian theologian C.S. Lewis.

The movie stars Liam Neeson, Tilda Swinton, Ben Barnes, Warwick Davis, Eddie Izzard, William Moseley, Peter Dinklage, Georgie Henley, and Skandar Keynes.

POSTED BY: Bobby Ray Jones
Related Posts
Celebrity Quote: Tilda Swinton Hates Harry Potter!
Prince William Ups His Sexiness Quotient
Prince Harry Is Home
Prince Harry Snorting Vodka Pics
Prince of Monaco Breaks Eye Contact with Rihanna
Plastered Princes Party in Paris
Prince Harry & Chelsy Davy Vacationing In Botswana
Prince William and Kate Middleton Spending Christmas Apart
The Official Dark Knight Trailer Just Released
‘Sex and the City’ Movie Trailer

NKOTB Single ‘Click Click’ (Video)

Here is the new single from the New Oldies Kids on the Block. It’s called “Click Click”.

I really have no opinion on them because I was in Kindergarten when they were really popular (now when Hanson makes a comeback that will be another story!). So, what do you think of the new NKOTB song?

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
There Will Not Be A NKOTB Reunion
Penelope and Monica Cruz Go Lesbian Again for Mango
Chris Daughtry Feels He is Better Off Having Not Won Amercian Idol
Church of Scientology goes after Gawker Media
PETA Uses Jamie Lynn’s Pregnancy to Endorse Neutering
Penelope and Monica Cruz Get Sexy For Video
‘john.he.is.’–McCain Spoof of Obama ‘Yes We Can’ Video
Tom Cruise’s Potential Wives List and Scientology Video
Will New Kids On The Block Make Up Their Mind?
NKOTB Hang Tough on ‘Today’

NKOTB Hang Tough on ‘Today’

Oh my gah!!! It’s the New Kids on the Block!!!!! EEEEEEeeeee!!!!!

Okay, that’s all the excitement I can muster.

NKOTB, now in their 40s or something, reunited on The Today Show this morning, but they didn’t even perform! They just stood around and talked to Meredith Vieira and told everyone their name and astrological sign while middle-aged women screamed like they were in Jr. high. The “boy” band is going to be performing on Today in May.

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
There Will Not Be A NKOTB Reunion
Will New Kids On The Block Make Up Their Mind?
NKOTB Single ‘Click Click’ (Video)
Sharon ‘Cruella de Vil’ Stone Turns 50 Today
Katie Holmes & Victoria Beckham Pretend To Not Know Each Other
BSC Bringing Sexy Back (Tonya Harding Style)
Lindsay Lohan Lets it Hang Out..
Cuddly Reads 12-07-07
Bruce Willis is Appreciative
Jonas Brothers Tickets Available to Fan Club Today

Barack Obama Does ‘The View’

Add some more ladies who are smitten with Barack Obama! Obama went on The View today and had all the gals except probably Elisabeth Hasselbeck swooning.

More clips of it can be watched here.

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Rolling Stone Magazine Endorses Barack Obama
Mad TV vs. SNL: Who Has the Better Obama?
Hillary Clinton Barack Obama 3 a.m. Phone Call SNL Skit (Video)
Ryan Philippe Thinks Obama Rocks
Casey Knowles, Girl in Clinton’s ‘3 a.m.’ Ad, Backs Obama!
‘john.he.is.’–McCain Spoof of Obama ‘Yes We Can’ Video
Hillary and Barack do ‘Umbrella’ (VIDEO)
Another will.i.am Barack Obama Song: ‘We Are the Ones’
Ron Paul Squashes Rudy Giuliani in Iowa Caucus
Joel Madden Backs Barack

Britney Spears gets Killed on ‘South Park’

Britney Spears visited South Park last night, and I can’t decide if it was really funny or really sad. Here’s the synopsis, via Dlisted:

South Park devoted an episode to Britney Spears last night. In the episode, Brit tries to escape the paparazzi by camping out in South Park. The South Park boys find out Brit’s in town and trick their way into her motel by pretending to be SPF and JJ. She shoots herself in the head when she realizes that she will never be left alone. She survives, but the top of her head is missing.

She goes on to perform at a awards show where the media makes fun of her for being fat and for having a camel toe, but don’t really mention the fact that she has no head. The South Park boys decide to help Britney by taking her to the North Pole. The paparazzi mob follows and confesses they won’t stop until she is dead. The cartoon Brit finally dies and we learn the real truth on why everyone wants her dead. Brit must be sacrificed in order for there to be a good harvest. The episode ends with the people finding their next sacrificial lamb…Miley Cyrus.

Miley: watch and learn! Make all the money you can now and go into hiding!

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Caption Fun with Britney Spears
Britney Spears and Her Bodyguard
Where Does Britney Spears Get Off?
Britney Spears Is So Pregnant
First Look At Britney Spears’ Cameo On “How I Met Your Mother”
Britney Spears’ Dad is on Panty Patrol
Britney ‘Ho-Ho-Ho’ Spears Did It Again
Most Shocking Britney Spears Moments of 2007
Celebrity Quote of the Day: Britney Spears
Britney Spears…Wow You Look Good!

Spitzer and Associates on SNL (Video)

With all the buzz surrounding Elliot Spitzer and his high-priced hooker this week, it just wouldn’t be “real news” without an SNL skit about it! Check out this video with Bill Heder as Spitzer and Kristen Wiig as his wife. His wife should totally beat his head in. And then go pose for Playboy.

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Kellie Pickler, Taylor Swift Big Winners of CMT Music Awards
New Heidi/Spencer Video Game Lets Us Torture Them…I’m In!
Heidi Montag Is A Cry Baby
Heidi Montag’s Video “Higher” Remixed
New Kanye West Video: ‘Flashing Lights’
Jerry O’Connell Parodies Tom Cruise’s Scientology Video
Christina Aguilera’s First Message to Fans as New Mommy
Church of Scientology goes after Gawker Media
Amy Winehouse Smoking Crack (Photos and Video)
Tom Cruise’s Potential Wives List and Scientology Video

‘If I Fell’ in Love with Jason Castro, Would I Have to Grow Dreads?

Caution: Nice commentary from me approaching!

Jason Castro sang “If I Fell” on last night’s Beatles American Idol. Despite lukewarm reviews from the judges, I thought it was decent. Have you noticed he makes the funniest expressions when he sings? I wonder if people around him get a contact high. Anyway…I thought other songs might have been better-suited for Castro, like “Across the Universe” or *cough* “Yesterday”, but I thought this was definitely one of the night’s better performances. I have to disagree with Bumpshack on this one…I’m a fan of Jason, but I don’t really think he’s a great singer. I don’t think he’d do well on the radio, but I think he’d be great on the festival circuit. How to summon a Jason Castro: Build a campfire, start singing an acoustic version of “Alcohol” by Barenaked Ladies, and wait for him to appear! Voila!

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Separated at Birth??
Sanjaya’s Crying Girl Found a New Man: Jason Castro!
And the Top 24 American Idol Contestants Are….
Jason Biggs and Jenny Mollen Elope!
Hot Hunk Jason Lewis Special Appearance on House Sneak Peek
Jennifer Aniston’s New Hunk
Jason Rae Dead Of Suspected Drug Overdose
Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler Sex Tape
Paula Abdul In Usual Fine Form on ‘Idol’ Last Night
Jason Wahler is a F–king Idiot and I’m Not EVEN Kidding

Chikezie Eze Sings ‘She’s a Woman’ about Ryan Seacrest

Haha, I’m so mean! I love Ryan! I was going to say David Hernandez, but even I know when I’ve gone too far. Seriously, Chikezie Eze gave the best performance on last night’s American Idol Lennon/McCartney episode. He took a song, “She’s a Woman,” made it completely different, and didn’t butcher it. The other contestants need to take a page from his book! I don’t know how big of a shot he has at winning (slim to none), but he rocked it last night.

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Women Make Ryan Seacrest Nervous
Quote of the Day: Ryan Seacrest on Longoria-Parker Wedding
Is Ryan Seacrest the Next ‘Bachelor’?
Ryan Seacrest Leaves Himself Wide Open for Gay Rumors
‘Bionic Woman’ Michelle Ryan Has Angelina Jolie In Her Sights
Nic and Run
Celeb Quote of the Day: Simon Cowell
Ryan Reynolds Likes To Time Travel
Ryan Reynolds is a Hot Nerd - Oh, and Did I Mention He’s HOT?
Fergie’s Mom Denies Fergie Is Pregnant

‘In My Life’ I Have Never Seen a More Horrible Remake of this Song, Sung by Ramiele Malubay

Another one of the worst American Idol performances of the night, Ramiele Malubay sang “In My Life” and turned it into a sleepy R&B snorefest. I like her, she’s pretty, and she can sing, but the whole thing was wrong, wrong, wrong.

I’m coming off like a real meanie this week, I know! But there just wasn’t much to write home about. Did you like Ramiele? I know you did. Share your thoughts!

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Ramiele Malubay’s Racy Lesbian Photos
Paula Abdul In Usual Fine Form on ‘Idol’ Last Night
And the Top 24 American Idol Contestants Are….
New ‘daisy duke’ April Scott much hawter than Simpson
This is an Apology??? Akon’s “Sorry” Song to Gwen Stefani
Jessica Simpson: The Poor Man’s Julia Roberts
Akon Apologizes to Everyone in His New Song - Sort Of
Walking Fashion Disaster Amy Winehouse Gets Nominated For 6 Grammys!
Paul McCartney Penning a Song About His Divorce
The Kardashians Make A PSA For Burma…What?

Carly Smithson Wants Us to ‘Come Together’

Carly Smithson has become Vote for the Worst’s token villain this season. They claim that she lied to America when she said she had her shot with a record deal but the company went under. They say in truth, her record sold like 2 copies or something like that after they invested $2 million in her, and the company went under two years after her release. Nonetheless, she is still one of the darlings that everyone loves. This week she sang “Come Together” and sounded like she was trying to emulate Amanda “Pepe LePew” Overmyer. It was better than the Aerosmith version, I’ll give her that. Only time will tell if she’ll actually become a star or go back to being a bartender/tattoo artist or whatever she is. Get ‘em drunk and ink ‘em! I like it! Sounds like a reality show waiting to happen.

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
American Idol’s Carly Smithson Reveals A Secret On The Show
And the Top 24 American Idol Contestants Are….

Syesha Mercado Wants You in Her Life

Syesha Mercado sang “Got to Get You Into My Life” on last night’s episode of American Idol. She did a pretty good job…nothing groundbreaking, but at least she didn’t cause John Lennon to roll in his grave or anything. I wonder, do you think Paul McCartney watched this episode? He probably couldn’t care less at this point. Heather Mills, on the other hand, was probably cackling evilly throughout the whole thing and waving her leg in the air. Just because in my head, that’s what she’s always doing. Anyway, S-YES-sha looked pretty and didn’t commit any crimes against the Beatles that I could tell.

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
And the Top 24 American Idol Contestants Are….
Life & Style: Best and Worst Bodies Issue
JoBro Fashions
Miss USA Tara Conner To Write Rehab Memoir
Life For Britney Spears At The Hospital
Sally Kirkland goes Black..
Michael Lohan: Missionary Life Would Straighten LiLo Out
Celeb Quote Of The Day: Pamela Anderson
Denny Duquette is Looking for a Girlfriend
Chris Brown Says He’s Single

David Cook Plus ‘Eleanor Rigby’ Equals ???

“Eleanor Rigby” is one of my favorite songs of all time, and it’s also one of the saddest, most depressing songs ever written. So, when David Cook “rocked it up” and the judges LIKED it, I was pretty upset. I mean, for crying out loud…he yelled “Whoo!” at the end of it! Also, when reflecting at all the world’s lonely people, one probably shouldn’t sound like he’s taking a dump.

Upon giving it another listen, it still upsets me. It’s not that I don’t think David has a shot at being the winner of Idol. He has a very bright future as being another Chris Daughtry or Chad Kroeger. And people like that. I just hated him on that song. It was one of the night’s better performances.

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
David Cook Hospitalized
David Cook Destroys Duran Duran on American Idol
And the Top 24 American Idol Contestants Are….
David Schwimmer…Is This Really You?
David Boreanaz Poses For PETA
David Hyde Pierce is Gay?
David Beckham Squirts All Over the Field
Suri Cruise Is a Big David Beckham Fan
Dane Cook has 2 Million MySpace Friends
David Beckham Gets A New Tattoo

Brooke White Sings ‘Let it Be’

Brooke White gave one of the best performances on last night’s American Idol Lennon/McCartney episode. She truly heeded the song and “let it be.” She didn’t oversing it, she didn’t bastardize it, she just sang it pure and honestly. She played the piano barefooted and I think Ryan Seacrest was trying to steal her shoes, but I don’t think there was a dry eye in the house after she sang. Brooke is one of the last people I expect to have a sex tape on American Idol, so I hope she keeps it pure and honest and if she does, I think she’ll go far!

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Brooke Burke is an Alien
Brooke White has been Replaced by Cardboard Cutout at Sister’s Wedding
Brooke Hogan…WTF Happened to You?
White Stripes Cancel US Tour
Brooke White Is Off AI For Sure Now!
Charlie Sheen’s Oldest Daughter is rarely seen
Paranoid Denise Richards
Brooke Hogan Gets Butt Sunscreen From Hulk Daddy
When Celebrities Blog…Brooke Hogan Edition
Uma Thurman Forgives the Unforgivable “IF” He’s Hot Enough

David Hernadez ‘Saw Her Standing There’ and then Left her for the Guy Waving the $20 Bill

Sorry, I had to do that. Seriously, though. David Hernandez’s American Idol performance of “I Saw Her Standing There” left ME standing there, mouth agape! It certainly isn’t one of the better Beatles’ songs, and not a lofty or risky choice. It was very cruise ship, and it makes me think he’ll be going back to Dick’s Cabaret very soon.

Did none of them sing “Yesterday”? C’mon!

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
David Schwimmer…Is This Really You?
Buff Beckham in Sexy Briefs
‘Biggest Loser’ Winner Appears in ‘Got Milk?’ Ad
Bill Maher Ejects Protester From Audience
David Beckham Gets A New Tattoo
Nancy Grace Gives Birth to Twins
Bill Germanakos is the ‘Biggest Winner’
David Beckham Visits Sesame Street
Bill Maher’s Dickheads of the Year Awards
L. Ron Hubbard is Suri Cruise’s Daddy

Amanda ‘Pepe LePew’ Overmyer Sings ‘You Can’t Do That’

Snore. I could have skipped this American Idol performance altogether, because from week to week Amanda Overmyer does the same thing. This week she sang “You Can’t Do That” and surprise! She was clad in skunk from head to toe, she danced around, and she yelled into the microphone. And this was different from any other week how? Oh yeah, this week it was a Beatles song, so this means war.

Sadly, this was one of the night’s better performances.

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Amanda Overmyer Naked Photos?
Idol’s Amanda Overmyer’s DUI
Carly Smithson Wants Us to ‘Come Together’
Amanda Bynes Naked For Vaseline
Fantasia…What did you do to your Hair?!
Ramiele Malubay’s Racy Lesbian Photos
And the Top 24 American Idol Contestants Are….
Kelly Clarkson Sings ‘Ave Maria’ for Pope Benedict XVI
Who Wore It Best? Amanda Bynes or Paris Hilton?
Blake Lewis sings ‘How Many Words’ on American Idol’s Top 12 Reveal (Video)

Michael Johns goes ‘Across the Universe’…We Weren’t Moved from our Seats

I missed the first half of Michael JohnsAmerican Idol performance of “Across the Universe” because my boyfriend was being rude and obnoxious and trying to make sure I couldn’t hear it. Why would he do that? Because I made the mistake of telling him that it didn’t matter how good of a singer he was, girls would buy his records because he’s hot.

Apparently, he’s relying solely on his hotness these days, because he hasn’t really given an above-average performance since that day he did the Doors’ song. This was another mediocre performance at best. It was “just aiight,” as Randy would say. The song would have probably been better suited for Jason Castro.

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
If Celebs Weren’t Stars, They Might Look Like This!
Brooke White has been Replaced by Cardboard Cutout at Sister’s Wedding
Michael Musto does Lindsay Lohan doing Marilyn Monroe
Which Child Star is a Porn Star Now? and Other Rumors
Where Does Britney Spears Get Off?
George Michael Launches US Summer Tour
‘No BitchAssNess’ Sean John’s Latest Slogan Tee
Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch Heading for Foreclosure
Ashley Tisdale Looks Like Michael Jackson
And the Top 24 American Idol Contestants Are….

Kristy Lee Cook Does Country Version of ‘Eight Days a Week’ on Crack

I know she was trying, but Kristy Lee Cook was obviously trying too hard. Now, don’t think I’m going to hate all of last night’s American Idol Top 12 performances, because I didn’t. There were a few I thought were quite good. This was not one of them. Kristy Lee tried to turn “Eight Days a Week” into her idea of a country song, which sounded to me like a country fair having a heart attack. It’s like the band was trying to play faster than Kristy, who was trying to sing faster than the band, and all the while I’m sitting there hyperventilating from the madness! Add to it her attempts to “Aguilera” the song, aka oversing the notes when she really didn’t have time to do any of that. It was murderous. All I have to say is, she better be glad Simon’s such a nice guy! 3-way TIE for WORST performance of the night. Can you guess who the other two were?

Agree? Disagree? Everyone has an opinion! Share yours and leave a comment!

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Britney Spears Moved by ‘Idol Gives Back’, Donates $25K
Amy Winehouse Smoking Crack (Photos and Video)
Amy Winehouse Is Really Going To Rehab
American Idol 7: The Best of the Worst!
And the Top 24 American Idol Contestants Are….
Jennifer Aniston has a Tiny Penis
David Cook Destroys Duran Duran on American Idol
Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape a Hoax, and Other Rumors
David Cook Hospitalized
Dumbledore Outed Mock-Up Magazine Cover

David Archuleta Flubs Up the Lyrics on ‘We Can Work it Out’

I had a real problem with last night’s episode of American Idol. I love the Beatles, and the songs on last night’s episode are some of the best songs written in rock-n-roll history. And of course, there was a lot of butchering.

What really got me, though, was David Archuleta. I know he’s only 17, but how could he sing “Imagine” written by John Lennon a couple of weeks ago with such conviction in a performance that brought many people to tears, and then say he wasn’t a fan of The Beatles and that “type” of music this week? So, since he “didn’t know” any of the songs, he sings the Stevie Wonder version of “We Can Work it Out” and forgets half the lyrics and tries to turn it into a show tune. Perhaps he’s trying to show his more human side? Either way, it didn’t work for me. Go back to the sad songs, David! Last night’s episode was a disaster, if you ask me. Your thoughts?

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Separated at Birth??
David Cook Destroys Duran Duran on American Idol
David Schwimmer…Is This Really You?
And the Top 24 American Idol Contestants Are….
David Boreanaz Poses For PETA
David Hyde Pierce is Gay?
David Beckham Squirts All Over the Field
American Idol’s David Hernandez is a Gay Stripper
Suri Cruise Is a Big David Beckham Fan
Corey Haim Is Begging For Work

Hillary Clinton Barack Obama 3 a.m. Phone Call SNL Skit (Video)

SNL tackled Hillary Clinton’s 3 a.m. phone call ad on this week’s episode of SNL. In the skit, Barack Obama is portrayed as a clueless, chain-smoking, potty-mouthed President and Hillary is being frequently called to do all the work. Haha!

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Mad TV vs. SNL: Who Has the Better Obama?
Casey Knowles, Girl in Clinton’s ‘3 a.m.’ Ad, Backs Obama!
Hillary and Barack do ‘Umbrella’ (VIDEO)
Were Hillary Haters Full of It?
Rolling Stone Magazine Endorses Barack Obama
Madonna May Back Hillary Clinton for President
Ron Paul Squashes Rudy Giuliani in Iowa Caucus
Hillary Clinton is Well-Prepared on ‘Colbert Report’
Barack Obama Does ‘The View’
‘john.he.is.’–McCain Spoof of Obama ‘Yes We Can’ Video

Rosie O’Donnell Offers Danny Noriega a Job

Perhaps Chris Crocker Jr. newly kicked off of American Idol’s Danny Noriega isn’t going back to a life of obscurity just yet! Rosie O’Donnell has a proposition for him!

POSTED BY: Jebbica
Related Posts
Rosie ODonnell Declines Oprah Invite
Rosie Walks
Celebrity Quote of the Day: Danny Bonaduce
Danny Noriega’s Sweet Christmas Video (NSFW)
Donald Trump Invites Devil to ‘Apprentice’
Chris O’Donnell and Wife Expecting 5th Child
Mark and Danny Wahlberg’s Father Dies
Attorney Corri Fetman Endorses Divorce and Her Giant Breasts
Ramiele Malubay’s Racy Lesbian Photos
And the Top 24 American Idol Contestants Are….